Twisted Definitions

[highvoltage_]

Viagra - Mydixarizin

 

[MaxxVolume]

Oboe-highly ineffective circular bow used by Patagonians

Oboe #2 - "A homeless beggar", in British terms

 

[MaxxVolume]

Kockanocki - an island in the South Pacific, where masturbation is practiced openly.

 

[noogies]

Ascend -- posterior.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Housebound - when you practice B&D in every room.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Cellulite- A skin condition that jail inmates get from improperly washed orange jumpsuits.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Customary- Term used for people who wed after meeting in the passport line.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Squirt bottle - A bottle utilized for artificial insemination

 

[bobsvinyl]

Negligent- When a guy wears his wife's sexy nightgown.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Negligent- When a guy wears his wife's sexy nightgown.

each day we learn just a little bit more about our fine AK members. Is there a pic in the archives of this?

 

[bobsvinyl]

each day we learn just a little bit more about our fine AK members. Is there a pic in the archives of this?

Remember the Great AK Crash? That photo caused it.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Remember the Great AK Crash? That photo caused it.

Well, they do say porn was the initial driver of disk drive storage requirements and the internet explosion. AK's servers just weren't geared up for the Big Bob awakening...wait, what's that?....just in via the teletype:....a birdy just told me the archive pic has been located......

 

[MaxxVolume]

each day we learn just a little bit more about our fine AK members. Is there a pic in the archives of this?

I`m pretty sure I saw him in Walmart once....

 

[Shominy]

Walmart - a store where you can buy a dance with the wallflowers.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Accordion - When a Honda sedan gets hit front and rear simultaneously.

 

[Te-Te]

Custard- a dessert with a heavy mustard base, also known as CusMus.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Bark-O-Lounger - A large, comfortable chair which your dog resides in.

 

[Small Fuses]

Wireless - a 20th Century request to send fewer Telegrams.

 

[Small Fuses]

Broadband - Colloquial term for an all-female musical group.

 

[john111/LZ]

Parasite-landing area for sky divers