Twisted Definitions

[Joewag]

Contract: a greyhound’s job after a prison break

 

[Shominy]

Locomotive - verb; crazy people on the move.

 

[Joewag]

Discount: is something meaningful. As in “Hey, Mr. W, discount towards our final grade?”

 

[Joewag]

Bullion: making stuff up. see shitzu.

 

[Joewag]

Deficiency, son: That’s me, explaining to my youngest when the hunting season ends.

 

[Joewag]

Adamant: I’m absolutely sure that this is a singer I don’t remember. Or was it a cartoon? I’m absolutely sure that this was a cartoon. Either way I’m adamant....absolutely. Which brings me to...

Confucius: the way I feel when I’ve written way too many of these twisted definitions. As in, “Confucius say, man who write stupid jokes while lying in lazy boy, not on level”.

 

[Joewag]

Liability: really good at bullion. I wouldn’t shitzu. (That’s twice. I’m old. It’ll be back again).

 

[Joewag]

Element: how pachyderms freshen their breath
Elegy: an inner city pachyderm
Elephino: I think it’s what happens when an elephant has sex with a rhinoceros. Maybe. Not sure.

 

[Joewag]

Perspicacious: a word I can spell. What’s it mean? Elephino.

(on that note, I’m going to my undeserved dinner...pork chops with applause..for my sweetie’s chefery...or was that applesauce....elephino..darn....It’s back again)

 

[bobsvinyl]

Breading- A crumby mattress.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Deliberate- When you yell at the person who screwed up your lunch takeout order.

 

[old_tv_nut]

2 p.m. - Dorothy Gale's Aunt goes into the hairpiece business.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Hesitate - some guy named Tate

 

[oldgringo]

'Pain' ~ A fly sliding down a razor blade, using his dick as a brake.

Cheers, og

 

[Hyperion]

Gamboling - skipping and jumping around in a playful manner while placing bets.

 

[highvoltage_]

Elephino (2) - When you don't know the answer.

 

[Hyperion]

Constrain - Railway relocation of prisoners.

 

[Shominy]

Telepathy - a disease, restricting one's ability to teleport to another dimension.

 

[Shominy]

Mirrored - red reflections

 

[Shominy]

Watchband - a less pejorative term for a groupie.