Twisted Definitions

[Joewag]

Artichoke: what could happen if one tries to swallow any icicle sculptures.

 

[Te-Te]

Raucous - An abrasive swear word.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Testicle: a little poke in the ribs used to determine sensitivity.

Testicle: (2) what you give her to find out if she's ticklish

 

[john111/LZ]

Telepathic-decribes the arc of a falling TV set from a high hotel room,commonplace Who knows when.....

 

[john111/LZ]

Daltry-to shun and shy away from driving Rolls Royces into ponds

 

[john111/LZ]

Townshend-the city limits,home often to disturbed children called Tommy

 

[john111/LZ]

Led Zepplin-Kaiser Wilhelms personal favourite pencil brand

 

[john111/LZ]

Rainbow-a loud band,notorious for adopting sodden bow-ties on stage

 

[john111/LZ]

Blodwyn Pig-a welsh recipe involving baked hippy in a sauce with pig brains

 

[john111/LZ]

Rush-famous band indeed but always barging folk out the way when they needed a dump

 

[john111/LZ]

Elvis Costello-Irish gangster and Elvis impersonator.Ended up minced into a very fatty cheeseburger after expiring in a lonely Dingle lavatory

 

[old_tv_nut]

Noose - baby moose

 

[john111/LZ]

Dusty Springfield-a gun that was once owned by the son of a preacher man but needs TLC

 

[john111/LZ]

Pendulum-a small device for storing and sorting unmade decisions

 

[old_tv_nut]

Sombrero - any brero you care to choose.

 

[john111/LZ]

Barometer-measuring tool used when cruising wateringholes

 

[john111/LZ]

Capulet-a hat available for hire

 

[john111/LZ]

Mineshaft!-often used as an exclamation by males when an important member is injured by a zip

 

[old_tv_nut]

Siesta - Esther runs the complaint department

 

[john111/LZ]

Winnipeg-female Canadian tent-erector,cited in the record books for her malleting