Twisted Definitions

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Panecea-when you finally find the saucepan youve spent an hour searching for

 

[john111/LZ]

Occupy-fine seafood dish with flaky pastry

 

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Semantics-followers of Baudrillard,large donators to sperm-banks

 

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Frantic-the habit of young Francis to pick up parasites in long grass

 

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Boromir-taking a Soviet spacecraft from the 70s on loan

 

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Mordor-household furnishing company,specialising in entrances and exits

 

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Pippin-to put lemon pips in ones ears in vain attempt to block the sound of Rod Stewart

 

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Macaroon-to create symbols in old Norse

 

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Muffin-where the fur trading guys drink after work

 

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Bagel-Spanish handbag

 

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Brinkmanship-sad tale of a recluse,built a ship,tried to sail off the edge of the flat earth-failed

 

[john111/LZ]

Saratoga-Famous Roman fashion model

 

[john111/LZ]

Choo-choo:violent mastication on tough inedible bought after consuming lots of beer,late at night,soon to be projected with said greasy kebab

 

[Joewag]

Freebie: Al Yankovich’s stinging take on a famous Lynyrd Skynyrd classic.

 

[Joewag]

Protests: considered much more demanding than amateur tests.

 

[Joewag]

Impermeable: extremely straight hair

 

[Joewag]

Billboard: that state of ennui that you encounter when writing checks to various creditors.

 

[Joewag]

Various: the response your group should make to the statement “that is so you”.

 

[Joewag]

Icon: how most politicians should answer the question “What do you do”?

 

[Joewag]

Synthesis: an academic dissertation on the Ten Commandments.