Twisted Definitions

[Joewag]

Oh hell: what Yoda says when Te-Te walks in.

 

[Joewag]

Ovaltine: a fourteen year old with an eating disorder.

 

[Joewag]

Awkward: how the residents of Auckland respond to their preachers.

 

[Joewag]

Soulful: overly snug footwear.

 

[Joewag]

Footwear: a challenging contest for people who are way too stoned. It starts by one player stating he doesn’t feel his feet.

(cmon Te-Te. You can do this. Find your foot).

 

[old_tv_nut]

Buttressed - a chair

[DNU - thanks to Shominy for posting this word in "Word Association"]

 

[Joewag]

Trichinosis: the kind that cruel aunts and uncles keep stealing from babies.

 

[Joewag]

Impressed: how recently ironed pants feel.

 

[Joewag]

Hominy: that’s Shominy when he gets old and no longer has an ass.

 

[Joewag]

Esteem: another name for the Superfriends.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Hominy (3) - do you want more or less?

 

[Joewag]

Ascot: something that happens when you try to wiggle through barbed wire.

 

[Joewag]

Comatose: when your foot falls asleep. Personally, I hate this. It usually means my foot will be up all night.

 

[Joewag]

Chestnuts: one of the results of an atomic wedgie.

 

[Joewag]

Crestfallen: a surfing term for an unsatisfactory wave.

 

[Joewag]

Fallopian: a little known chapter to Swift’s tale unfortunately cut by his editors. In this version Gulliver arrived on an island where gravity was reversed. Lots of ups and downs. Very few unedited copies known to exist. Harder to find than Atom Heart Mother Part 2.

 

[Joewag]

Romantic: imported Italian parasite

 

[Joewag]

COVID: that would be the vhs tapes that go along with your favorite original soundtrack cd’s and lp’s

 

[bobsvinyl]

Blazer- When your sports coat catches fire.

 

[Joewag]

Penis envy: little known town in Nevada. Most of it’s residents are hard up.