Twisted Definitions

[Joewag]

I know this is somewhat late, but I wanted to clarify one of my posts. I had created a definition for tetracycline that commented on Te-Te’s big wheel. It occurred to me that some might think I was insulting Te-Te. This could not be further from the truth. I was merely commenting approvingly on his choice of vehicle. As further proof, I offer these pictures my wife took. As you can see, I think highly of this particular mode of travel. (My wife’s name is Barbara).

 

[Te-Te]

I know this is somewhat late, but I wanted to clarify one of my posts. I had created a definition for tetracycline that commented on Te-Te’s big wheel. It occurred to me that some might think I was insulting Te-Te. This could not be further from the truth. I was merely commenting approvingly on his choice of vehicle. As further proof, I offer these pictures my wife took. As you can see, I think highly of this particular mode of travel. (My wife’s name is Barbara).View attachment 2300613 View attachment 2300608

 

[Joewag]

Posterior: this is an AK oriented term simply meaning a superior poster. Like Te-Te. There you go, Te-Te. I complimented you again. I called you a posterior.

 

[Joewag]

Inferior: that’s where you’re constantly scared and worried about something approaching. As in…Te-Te, I live inferior response.

 

[Te-Te]

Pneumococcal - What Joewag said right after riding on that 3-wheeler.
"I pneumococcal be sore if I sat on that,"

 

[Joewag]

Paralyze: your checks in the mail and no, I’d never do that in your mouth.

 

[Joewag]

Philatelist: another name for a procrastinator. As in. Yeah, I think I’ll save that philator.

 

[Joewag]

Mendacity: a large metropolis filled entirely with proctologist’s.

 

[Joewag]

Suburb: harsh stinky nasty horrible stuff just barely worth smoking.

 

[Joewag]

Remit: that’s where your coach decides he needs you to play catcher rather than first base.

 

[Joewag]

Inure: common set up word for everyday insults. As in. Inure face, or inure dreams.

 

[Te-Te]

Install - A place in public restrooms where strange noises and horrible smells come from.

 

[Joewag]

Install - A place in public restrooms where strange noises and horrible smells come from.

Maybe someone was abusing suburb.

Machete: common descriptive usually referring to adolescent children. As in. Machete kids won’t even help me with the lawn.

 

[Joewag]

Rectifier: my wife trying to get the wood stove going to get rid of the chill that’s going to arrive if she sees this.

 

[Joewag]

Alabaster: Islamic deity cooking a turkey

 

[bobsvinyl]

Raptor- How you know someone looked at their Christmas present early.

 

[Joewag]

Department: that little candy that the hotel puts out for you when it’s time to leave.
(Even a tree knows when it’s time to leave).

 

[bobsvinyl]

Brahman- A superhero who wears women's underwear.

 

[Joewag]

Cantilever: she’s just so sweet and kind and you’re such a pig. Plus she’s the one with all the money.

 

[Joewag]

Underwear: female spouse’s response when told by male spouse that somehow the baby got under the car.