I've been following this thread for a while now and it might be the most entertaining thing I've read here! It was like a TV drama - would he pick the right table, would it arrive intact, will it ever get set up correctly? All the while our hero Ray is talking him through the process, like those shows where a pilot on the ground talks a non-pilot through landing a plane after the on board pilot dies. Totally fun. And Ray, your ability to cover all the important details in such a clear, concise manner, don't know what you do for work but if it isn't education then a real talent was missed. Congratulations to both of you, and what a great example of the kind of effort that justifies this site's name.