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What you failed to mention

What you failed to mention are the overgrown grass, hedges, trees, weeds, junk in the basement, and the angry wife about it all.

I'm continuing to work for a seven-ten day extended trail trip.
 
What you failed to mention is that you're now stuck in Tijuana and homeless for the next week.

I am very much looking forward to an evening of open fire-cooked chicken kebobs and cherry cobbler.
 
Shominy said:
What you failed to mention is that you're now stuck in Tijuana and homeless for the next week.
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Good. More burritos for me then.

Shominy said:
I am very much looking forward to an evening of open fire-cooked chicken kebobs and cherry cobbler.
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What you failed to mention is that all those items were stolen from a store, and that you'll be cooking and/or warming them over an oil drum fire while fighting off the other hobos.

I restrung one of my acoustic guitars yesterday, and as I was restringing it the G-string broke...
 
Shominy said:
This writes itself, so I don't need to... :rflmao:
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It does, but we still need to hear your take on it. ;)

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So this workday has been a bust thus far- can't get traction on anything that affects my pay.
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What you failed to mention is that this is due to the ungodly amount of weed you smoked this morning before starting your day.

Today is rainy outside, and I am waiting for it to stop so I can go on my walk.
 
What you failed to mention is your failure to mention the mentionable wet dog look.

Off work now, and we're all gonna sit down to supper outside now. Bye for the day.
 
Enjoy!

But what you failed to mention is that you're all going to have to fight off the other hobos for the prime cinder blocks around the oil drum to cook your meal.

Tonight I'm having homemade "Asian-inspired" sesame seed-encrusted croquettes.
 
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What you failed to mention is that your "Asian-inspired croquettes" were made from expired Asians!


I wonder what my last thought will be, when I take my last breath.

Q
 
What you failed to mention is that you went blind after drinking the stuff you brewed in your bathtub. You must be using a braille keyboard or something.

Gonna brew me some tea now...
 
What you failed to mention is that you are using an old sweat sock to strain the tea.

I guess it's time to cover the air conditioner.
 
What you failed to mention is the outhouse is right next to the window, and Bob just blew it up.

Having American Chop Suey for supper.
 
Te-Te said:
What you failed to mention is the outhouse is right next to the window, and Bob just blew it up.
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It blowed up real good!

Te-Te said:
Having American Chop Suey for supper.
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What you failed to mention is you're actually having chop sewage, but you're just telling us it's "chop suey."

I'm kinda in a random mood for liver and onions with mashed potatoes tonight. Mmmmmm...organ.
 
What you failed to mention is that you were watching The Silence of the Lambs when the urge hit you.

I may be the only guy within 100 miles of the Bronx rooting for the Dodgers.
 
What you failed to mention is all the fans in the Bronx were giving you the Bronx Cheer.

I just finished some leftover Sicilian Pizza.
 
What you failed to mention is that the leftover Sicilian is now mad at you.

I'm thinking about hotdogs for tomorrow's lunch.
 
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