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What you failed to mention

What you forgot to mention is camping season is smack dab in the middle of hunting season so you can't move or you die.

I think I'll jam
 
rotelrx503 said:
What you forgot to mention is camping season is smack dab in the middle of hunting season so you can't move or you die.

I think I'll jam
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What you failed to mention is that you have plenty of fresh fruit, sugar, and a large saucepan, Oh, and a jam thermometer and plenty of empty jars.

I am tired now so I will go to bed.
 
You failed to mention that there are three beds to choose from. One is too hard, one is too soft, and the last one is just right. You feel a cold nose and long, sharp fingernails during the night.

It's still raining. I think I will buy an umbrella.
 
jhtstone said:
You failed to mention that there are three beds to choose from. One is too hard, one is too soft, and the last one is just right. You feel a cold nose and long, sharp fingernails during the night.

It's still raining. I think I will buy an umbrella.
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What you failed to mention is you're still standing in the rain outside the store that doesn't open for another 8 hours.

I'm getting new brakes on the minivan this morning.
 
mech986 said:
What you failed to mention is you're still standing in the rain outside the store that doesn't open for another 8 hours.

I'm getting new brakes on the minivan this morning.
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What you failed to mention is that the tyres are all flat.

It looks like the weather around here is improving.
 
What you failed to mention is that it's improving (warming) due to carcinogens in the atmosphere.

My work this school year is winding down- a week-and-a-half left.
 
What you failed to mention is that 'Summer School' starts in a week and a half.

I am hoping it's going to be sunny this weekend.
 
What you failed to mention is that you will be in your windowless basement all weekend doing renovations.

My cat just slid down the hall on a carpet runner.
 
What you failed to mention is that the mouse the cat was chasing is now making a nest in one of your speakers!

I have to mow the grass soon.
 
What you failed to mention is that this "grass" is also known as "mexican agriculture".

I am going to a family wedding in Ohio this weekend.
 
What you failed to mention is that it's some other family's wedding, you party crasher!

I'm having a bento box for lunch.
 
That's what you think - what you failed to mention is that you only have four bento boxes and there are five for lunch - guess who's going without?

I have just boiled the kettle for a cup of tea.
 
What you failed to mention is that you forgot about the kettle and left it on for 2 hours and it melted down like Three Mile Island.

I read an interesting article in the paper yesterday.
 
What you failed to mention, the article contained plans to demolish your house to build an eight lane highway.

I found something today, that I thought was lost forever.
 
What you failed to mention is that it was your sanity.

Looks like it's going to be a warm one today.
 
bobsvinyl said:
What you failed to mention is that it was your sanity.

Looks like it's going to be a warm one today.
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:lmao:

What you failed to mention is that you accidentally left the heating on.

Looks like it's going to be a wet one today.
 
What you failed to mention was that you are referring to the curry options at your local eatery ('Wet Curry $5.95; Dry Curry $6.45'). (I'd go with the wet also.)

I think I'll wander over to the flight line and look at the planes.
 
What you forgot to mention is that this is a hot air balloon festival, and the planes are grounded.

I think I'll patch that hole in the sidewalk.
 
What you failed to mention is that the hole was dug there by the utilities company and they have you arrested.

I burped and sneezed at the same time.
 
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