Words to live by

[SolderIron]

"So...whaddaya think? Women...a mistake...or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?"

Daryl Van Horne (Jack); The Witches of Eastwick

If entertainment is the purpose.

 

[DeadRock]

If entertainment is the purpose.

Context is everything...the character (Daryl Van Horne) is representing The Devil...

 

[Quadman2]

"So...whaddaya think? Women...a mistake...or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?"

Daryl Van Horne (Jack); The Witches of Eastwick

Well, He did rest after making the World, then Man and since creating the "above"... no one's rested.

And I mean this in a positive way, eh?


Q

 

[Audiofreak71]

“A man who stands for nothing, will fall for anything”

Nelson Mandela

 

[Mr Boochie]

 

[SolderIron]

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And nobody likes my air output except me

 

[Mystic]

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Word.

 

[Mystic]

And nobody likes my air output except me

Which is the movie where the [man, IIRC] says re: his own wind "We all love our own brand."

Was it the character "Fat Bastard", @ one of the Austin Powers (1-III, don't recall which) things, who quipped that line?

 

[Mr Boochie]

Which is the movie where the [man, IIRC] says re: his own wind "We all love our own brand."

Was it the character "Fat Bastard", @ one of the Austin Powers (1-III, don't recall which) things, who quipped that line?

Food, err gas for thought...

 

[init4fun]

"We all love our own brand."

 

[spicer]

Food, err gas for thought...

She went from hiding it under the covers to commercialization. I doubt the numbers but not the enterprise. Blonds really do overvalue themselves, at least that one does. I hope she isn't paid for the minute or two I watched. Mother and daughter make a team. Beware... an ill wind blows.

 

[theophile]

Which is the movie where the [man, IIRC] says re: his own wind "We all love our own brand."

Was it the character "Fat Bastard", @ one of the Austin Powers (1-III, don't recall which) things, who quipped that line?

I dunno about that. There have been plenty of times in my life where I've dropped one and gone "Oh man. That stinks!". Perversely sometimes the tiniest 'pop', just a molecule of output, stinks up the entire space. A mini super fart.

Food, err gas for thought...

Also with this one, I dunno about anyone else, but for me the build up comes in batches. Not a continuous industrial supply of fart but a batch followed by an offload and so on. This must have been the slowest production line on Earth. Fill a few cans, wait......

I can picture the fellow workers in the factory going "Eat more sauerkraut! Here's some more Baked Beans". "I wanna go home. Fill those cans".

 

[cason]

Don’t fart in the shower

 

[Mr Boochie]

Don’t fart in the shower

Try not to fart on the first date.

 

[Mystic]

That's the one.

 

[Thunderbox]

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not do wrong.

 

[Mr Boochie]

 

[highvoltage_]

Eschew obfuscation!

 

[Mr Boochie]

Eschew obfuscation!

Seems to go against many humans' intrinsic nature.

 

[spicer]

Seems to go against many humans' intrinsic nature.

Covering up by diversion leaves the tail hanging out. Obfuscation is intentional.