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Worst Albums Ever Bought

Anyone ever heard of this? Metal Machine Music, by Lou Reed. He did a couple of great albums with Velvet Underground, but this solo work from the 70s is horrible. An entire album of noise. Nothing that could even remotely be called music. Just layers of distortion and feedback. It's like he was insulting anyone who would acutally buy it. Totally unlistenable.
 
Damn! Thread-winner. I forgot all about that album. And as a young punk and record collector, I of course owned a copy. I think I listened all th way through once just to say I had. But that is definitely the winner- there couldn't possibly be a less musical album.

Although as I type these words, I am reminded of Neil Young's "Weld-" snippets of feedback mercilessly plundered from live recordings and stitched together like a hideous aural Frankenstein.
 
Worst record that I bought: Glenn Campbell - Burning Bridges

Music cited earlier in this thread that I like:

Lou Reed - Metal Machine Music
Shaggs - Philosophy Of The World

Music cited earlier in this thread that I love:

The Band - Music From Big Pink
 
Music cited earlier in this thread that I like:

Lou Reed - Metal Machine Music
Shaggs - Philosophy Of The World

Music cited earlier in this thread that I love:

The Band - Music From Big Pink

Second Big Pink- in my mind it's one of the towering achievements of rock music.

The Shaggs- I can wrap my brain around it to some degree, I think it was tenacious and heartwarming that their dad wanted their efforts to be immortalized.

The only way I can deal with Metal Machine Music is as a statement- a big F-you to the musician-as-commodity sausage maker, to those who think art has inviolate characteristics (something Charlie Parker had something classic to say about!), to anyone who had expectations or desires or needs of this guy simply because he was Lou Reed(TM)- I understand that and respect it immeasurably. And I gleefully cued this record up a multitude of times just to see the horrified expressions on people's faces.

Okay, I see your point, it IS a great record. I can't wait to bust it out tonight. :music: Oh damn, I don't own it anymore. I wonder if I can download it from the itunes store?
 
Okay, I see your point, it IS a great record. I can't wait to bust it out tonight. :music: Oh damn, I don't own it anymore. I wonder if I can download it from the itunes store?

Lol. You stand a better chance of getting the Steve Hoffman-remastered, 35th Anniversary, 24-karat DCC reissue CD in 2010. :D
 
OK, maybe I need to revisit the charms of Focus, and the Moving Waves album. I shall play it tonight and dutifully report.

The really bizzare thing is that my sister has given me her copy as well, so I actually may be the only person on earth with 2 copies of this thing! If I decide its worthwhile, I wil offer the extra copy to the highest bidder....:banana:

Ha! I own two copies of In And Out Of Focus
 
Hmmm....worst album. I can't quite decide between Two Virgins or Wedding Album by John Lennon and Yoko Ono as being the worst. While I respect both of them, it is a case where the rock star did not need to become an avant garde artist and the avant garde artist did not need to become a rock star. While I do like Focus and have several of their albums (something I don't admit openly), I would have to say Focus Con Proby usually does a good job a stinking up the place.

Although the worst album produced by a respected group of artists is (drumroll):

Can's 1978 album Out Of Reach which is so bad the group refuses to reissue it. I actually believe that the master tapes have been destroyed since the only available CD is a really poor vinyl transfer. That said I am looking for a clean vinyl copy so I can do a good transfer to see if I like the album any better with added fidelity.
 
Hmmm....worst album. I can't quite decide between Two Virgins or Wedding Album by John Lennon and Yoko Ono as being the worst. While I respect both of them, it is a case where the rock star did not need to become an avant garde artist and the avant garde artist did not need to become a rock star.

Back in around 1973, I was in college and was a member of the pretend campus radio station WCPR Hoboken. We'd get promo copies of new releases, and one was an album by Yoko Ono. Forgot the title, but it had drawings of Egyptan pyramids and such on it, and it was really bad.... :puke:
 
Hmmm....worst album. I can't quite decide between Two Virgins or Wedding Album by John Lennon and Yoko Ono as being the worst.

two virgins is considered quite collectable, and will bring a price in excess of $200, and probably more for a fine copy.
 
Proof that collectible does not equal good. I have the cheap CD reissue.

This is true. However, for die hard, rabid fans/collectors, it doesn't matter much. They will pay the price for an original vinyl copy in good shape than the cd version.

I once paid $157 for the Pat Travers cd "Putting it Straight" (glad that didn't become a habit!)

The disc wasn't made available in the US for a few years after that. Plus, the one I bought sounds much better.

(I am not the OP of the comments that are highlighted.)
 
For anyone who is a Jethro Tull fan cuing up Under Wraps for the first time was horrifying. A complete synthesizer wankfest. Sure, there were some warning signs with some tunes from Broadsword... and A but this full onslaught was enough to make Yoko Ono seem appealing.

Frank Zappa - Jazz From Hell

It's something from hell alright and it's certainly not jazz. :yuck:
 
The Best of Down To The Bone - I got it from one of those CD clubs that ship stuff you don't order. Anyway, I was curious and gave it a listen. My first impression was "what the Hell is this?!?" After 10 minutes I had to stop listening it was so painful.

Another CD I willingly bought and had high expectations of was Fire with Von Freeman. It was so bad I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
 
You're actually thinking of "Arc" the companion to "Weld" which was a CD and Laser Disc (!) of Neil's Buffalo, NY show in 1991. I saw the show with my wife and it was a great show (if you're a Neil fan). BTW Sonic Youth opened for Neil on that tour, and I think hanging out with Thurston Moore must've inspired Neil to throw this guitar feedback pastiche together. As for "Arc," here's what's posted @ Amazon:
"For those of you who didn't get quite enough feedback, arena reverb, or raw electricity from 1991's live Weld album to suit your tastes, Neil Young thoughtfully compiled this bizarre aural document. Originally included as a bonus disc on early versions of Weld, Arc is 35 minutes of stray guitar explosions, feedback screeches, stage announcements, and drum checks, all edited together to form a continuous (and actually rather compelling) listening experience. Call it Neil's delayed reaction to Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, or think of it as his personal scrapbook of the Ragged Glory tour. Either way, you probably won't play it very often, but it's still a nice oddity to have in your Neil collection. --Dan Epstein"
Heck, I own it, listened it to a couple of times, then shelved it...

Although as I type these words, I am reminded of Neil Young's "Weld-" snippets of feedback mercilessly plundered from live recordings and stitched together like a hideous aural Frankenstein.
 
Great Wikipedia entry on this, I'm quoting it partially, for those who want to view it in it's entire form I'd suggest checking it out:

"On its release, it was reviewed in Rolling Stone magazine as sounding like "The tubular groaning of a galactic refrigerator" and "a night in a bus terminal". [citation needed] In the 1979 Rolling Stone Record Guide, critic Billy Altman said it was "a two-disc set consisting of nothing more than ear-wrecking electronic sludge, guaranteed to clear any room of humans in record time." (This aspect of the album is referenced in the Bruce Sterling short story Dori Bangs.) However, the first issue of the seminal New York zine Punk, placed Reed and the album on its inaugural 1976 issue, presaging the advent of both Punk and the discordance of the New York No Wave scene. To quote critic Victor Bockris Reed's recording can be understood as "the ultimate conceptual punk album and the progenitor of New York punk rock." The album was ranked number two in the 1991 book The Worst Rock 'n' Roll Records of All Time by Jimmy Guterman and Owen O'Donnell. [2] Only Elvis Presley's concert byplay album Having Fun With Elvis On Stage ranked worse. The book gives sympathy to legendary record cutting engineer Bob Ludwig for having to listen to the album in its entirety. (In fact, according to the liner notes of the 2000 reissue of the album, Ludwig was "totally into what Lou was doing" and compared the work to that of avant-garde classical composers Iannis Xenakis and Karlheinz Stockhausen.) In 2005, Q magazine included the album in a list of "Ten Terrible Records by Great Artists", and it ranked number four in Q's fifty worst albums of all time list.

Probably the most sympathetic appraisal of Metal Machine Music was given by rock critic Lester Bangs, who wrote that "as classical music it adds nothing to a genre that may well be depleted. As rock 'n' roll it's interesting garage electronic rock 'n' roll. As a statement it's great, as a giant F*CK YOU it shows integrity - a sick, twisted, dunced-out, malevolent, perverted, psychopathic integrity, but integrity nevertheless." Bangs later wrote a tongue-in-cheek article on Metal Machine Music titled "The Greatest Album Ever Made", in which he judged it "the greatest record ever made in the history of the human eardrum. Number Two: Kiss Alive!"

Despite the intensive criticism (or perhaps because of the exposure it generated), Metal Machine Music has reportedly sold 100,000 copies in the US."

Lou has a new release, entitled "Hudson River Wind Meditations" which he wrote to accompany Tai Chi bodywork; it has been classified as a "new-age" Metal Machine Music in some circles.

Anyone ever heard of this? Metal Machine Music, by Lou Reed. He did a couple of great albums with Velvet Underground, but this solo work from the 70s is horrible. An entire album of noise. Nothing that could even remotely be called music. Just layers of distortion and feedback. It's like he was insulting anyone who would acutally buy it. Totally unlistenable.
 
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