Write a Limerick

[bobsvinyl]

Cows are known to produce methane gas.
It is something that just comes to pass.
They dine on grass and clover
and when digestion is over
A shorthorn can sure give out a blast.

 

[Jody Thornton]

Wow I used to write a whole pile,
But now it's been quite awhile

I've spent some time away,
For a 'Karma vacay.

'Cause I had no rhymes to compile.

 

[Djcoolray]

Once upon a time
There were some fellows that thought they could rhyme
They fretted with this
Never thought they were amiss
And lovingly they hadn't committed a crime.....

 

[old_tv_nut]

I wonder just what is the trigger
When the limerick thread shows some new vigor.
Is it only the time
To find three words that rhyme,
Or is it just boredom? Go figure!

 

[Djcoolray]

There once was a boy with a new stereo
Thought he was a real Romeo
Tried to convince the girls of this
Never got a kiss.....
Sadly, never got married and still lives in Sausilido!

 

[DonQuixote99]

There was a young belle of Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez.
When comment arose
On the state of her clothes,
She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!

--Ogden Nash

 

[harman/kardon]

There was an old lady from Benin,
Her body was terribly aching.
The exam was hard
In the medical ward
But luckily the samples were benign.

 

[oldgringo]

There was an old lady from Benin,
Her body was terribly aching.
The exam was hard
In the medical ward
"But luckily the samples were benign".

Yeaahhh!!! - Great stuff, Chris!

To continue:

There once was a fellow called Chris
Who was granted the gift of one wish;
He wished his Ma would get better,
If the good Lord would let her;
And the result was a hit, not a miss!

Cheers, og

 

[bobsvinyl]

No one really likes to have to be ill.
You see a doctor and then take a pill.
A blanket wrapped around you,
and a cup of tea or two,
You'll feel better until you get the bill.

 

[harman/kardon]

Today I enjoyed the smile of the nurse
For sure my heart beated faster than hers.
Mom's hospital room is fine
(Though there is no bottle of wine)
But will quite seriously hurt our purse.

 

[old_tv_nut]

It's great when you get relief from your blues
Because the nurse has brought you good news.
We wish your Mom the best
And some comfortable rest
And all the tender care she can use.

 

[CoogarXR]

I scribbled my name on the list
to see the new lady urologist
But it wasn't so great
when she checked my prostate
With her hand in the form of a fist

 

[old_tv_nut]

The description of CoogarXR's MD
Certainly seems like extreme hyperbole.
And yet, just the same
I want to exclaim
I'm glad it didn't happen to me!

 

[bobsvinyl]

Time to wish all of you much good cheer.
Raise a glass, pour some wine, crack a beer.
It sure nice to celebrate
with your family and mate
for Christmas and a Happy New Year!

 

[oldgringo]

This Christmas I'm writing to you
Our friendship to warmly renew.
May the season be glad,
The best that you've had,
And all of your best dreams come true.

Cheers, og

 

[harman/kardon]

DNU

Probably one of the most beautiful Limericks in this thread, thank you so much, Dave!

DNU

 

[harman/kardon]

Wax candles on our fine Christmas tree,
Let them burn with responsibility
And attentiveness.
No drunkenness!
Enjoy what beauty is here to see!

 

[old_tv_nut]

I hope Santa came down your flue
With lots of nice presents for you.
And also, my friends,
I hope next year portends
Peace, health, and happiness too.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Santa flew his reindeer right past our house.
That jolly old elf turned into a louse.
Our chimney had a big fire
he said it made him perspire,
so he skipped us and went home to his spouse.

 

[old_tv_nut]

There's one thing about cold Decembers
Santa hopes that Bobsvinyl remembers:
To do him no harm
With a welcome too warm
And put out those hot glowing embers.