Write a Limerick

[oldgringo]

There was a girl from Rabat,
Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.

Cheers, og

 

[old_tv_nut]

There once was a maid in the west
Who was known for the curves of her chest.
When one day by chance
She required an ambulance
They carried her out two abreast.

 

[bobsvinyl]

`Watching them hunt Oak Island for treasure
Makes me think that sure would be a pleasure.
gold coins so pretty and round
that were dug up from the ground
and I would spend them all at my leisure.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I like to watch a show, Forged In Fire,
Where some blacksmiths compete and perspire.
They bang on molten steel
and use a grinding wheel
to make blades that can cut through a tire.

 

[DonQuixote99]

Very good, OTN. May we collaborate here? I was inspired to create a derivative work....
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There once was a maid in the west
Whose curves were all in her chest
Which unbalanced the load
She fell hard, I am told
They carried her out two abreast.

 

[harman/kardon]

I always dreamt of getting a plaque!
The moment of receipt is still vague...
Fate don't be unfair,
Already got nuff grey hair.
So don't make this issue sorta plague!

 

[old_tv_nut]

You think that a plaque would help show
What all of us already know:
Your efforts incessant
Make AK so pleasant!
So you want a plaque? Here you go!

 

[DonQuixote99]

After being for some while absented
I looked for the new rhymes invented
But what I did spy
Brought a tear to my eye
The most perfect plaque ever presented!

 

[bobsvinyl]

A plaque for Chris is like a laurel wreath.
A great honor upon him was bequeathed.
It was very well deserved
Chris always stands by his word.
Most people only get plaque on their teeth.

 

[harman/kardon]

Ole tee vee Nuz' plaque is very fine,
This one is absolutely mine!
So I will print it
And I will frame it,
And raise to you all a glass of wine!

 

[old_tv_nut]

I think the best is pesto pasta.
It makes me eat my pasta fasta.
But also, I like marinara -
Give me either, I don't care-a.
Neither is, to me, disasta.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Spaghetti sauce makes my head hurt.
I'm careful but it gets on my shirt.
Try to remove the stain
It can be a real pain
If you also add on some dessert.

 

[likebike23]

As an Italian, I can relate.
Pesto and marinara are great.
But the meal's not complete,
without wine, bread, and meat.
That's a recipe for a clean plate!

 

[old_tv_nut]

Eating pasta can be neat
If you twirl SLOWLY before you eat.
But just create centrifugal force
And your shirt will get splashed of course
And some may end up on your feet.

 

[likebike23]

Youse guys need-a the trick
to make-a gravy no drip?
Use-a tha spoon with tha fork,
don't-a twirl with too much torque.
And never eat it with-a chopstick.

 

[bobsvinyl]

If a genie gave three wishes to me,
I would be happy as someone could be.
War and aggression would fall
with food and water for all,
LS50s would be wish number three.

 

[Man in Cave]

Sassy made a great nit picker
Picking at nits she drew quicker
Than a clever debate
Never willing to wait
Chose instead to ever bicker

S.J.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Today's National Limerick Day
So don't let your chance slip away.
See what you can do
With a limerick or two
In your most humorous way.

https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/days-2/national-limerick-day-may-12/

 

[harman/kardon]

Today's International Mother's Day
So don't let your chance slip away.
See what you can do
With a present or two
Expressing love in a nicely way.

DNU

Sorry for stealing half of your Limerick!

DNU

 

[bobsvinyl]

My Mom's been gone for several years.
Thoughts of her love has brought me to tears.
She was always there for me
With great advice that was free
And helped me through my childhood fears.