Oh Man, anytime I need something pseudoacoutically infectored, I immediately think of Rane. The Rinkwitz Liley fourth grade crossover just gives me chills. Thanks for posting this really helpful link.
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It's a gag, and a pretty funny one:
Features
* Independent Power & Glory Switches
* Continuously Variable This/That Level
* Full-Function Ecstacy Generator
* Variable This to That Crossover Frequency
* Here-There Pan (Back Again Switching)
* Program Dependent Sheen Removal
* Anti-Resonant Concrete Chassis
* Proprietary Paint to Reflect Odd Harmonic Light Frequencies to Reduce Nono-Linear Photon Radiation Interference
* Time Warp Compression/Expansion to Synchronize Here/There Time Coordinates
Applications
* New Age Seminars
* Car Washes
* High School Cafeterias
* Funeral Homes
* Executive Washrooms
* High End Audio Demo Rooms
* Community Access Cable Channels
* Airport Baggage Claim Areas
* Cars With Tiny Steering Wheels
* Communications Scrambling
* Railroad Crossing Warning Systems
* Door Stops