I actually forgot about this thread. I posted this in the Peeves thread, but is better suited here.
Let's do a deep dive (that phrase is a pp too) with Car Shield commercials
1:00 - "Elated" and "more than happy" mean the same thing.
1:11 - The parts counter guy looks like an actor, not a parts guy.
1:35 - "... has my back"
0:03 & 1:26 - annoying sample sounds
0:27 - This guy's fictional interaction would aggravate the crap out of me if I were the repair guy he was speaking with.
1:21 - Rocket scientist? So to repair a car, you need aeronautics, chemical, rocket propulsion, gyro navigation,... expertise to repair a Ford Focus?
"Tell 'em Ice T sent you". Uhh, okaaaay?
Can't find a video on it, but the extremely unsatisfying "tearing up the repair bill" moment. She only tears off a small sliver, not a satisfying "tear it in half" deal. Her husband is just as annoying, saying "Car Shield replaced my engine and transmission. I mean, who does that?"
Also, Chris "Swami"

Berman's weird pronunciations of s's. It's not an impediment, just weird.
I took the time and suffering to direct you in the videos. You'd better watch and revel in my pain!
OK, I will get on with my Car Shied-free life now.
