The best one is when they say “ don’t take Thiscrap if you’re allergic to Thiscrap” How the hell is someone supposed to know they are allergic to something that they have never been exposed to? Freakin lawyers will ruin everything.
Exactly! I never tried Thiscrap! How do I know if I am allergic to it?
After seeing the same commercial twice in an hour, I usually mute or channel surf until the show comes back. My friend and I watch HBO in the evening a lot provided something good or at least tolerable is on just not to be bombarded by the continuous loop.Lately the ones driving me further around the bend is the BMO bank commercials they've been cramming down my throat every break. One has two annoying little twin girls aspiring to be doctors, demanding scalpals "Stat", and the other one they're pelting me with is about an eclipse. Every single commercial break all day seems a bit overkill. Don't these companies realize that the more times they try to cram their products/services down my throat the more likely it is that I build a hatred for them and they will not in a million years get nickel one of my money.
or better yet, remove the O! This bank is a big old pile of BM!
O'tezla? He's Irish now?
They got it backward. The line from Let's See Action by The Who goes "Everything is Nothing" and Roger Daltrey doesn't sing it like some teenage girl who grew up in Fantasyland where everything is wonderful all the time.
The Who reflected the post-war British survivor cynicism not uncommon in that generation coming out of war wreckage, physical and financial. Pink Floyd also.
Of course, but you know I've gotta have fun with with this now that it's been brought up.
I like promoting Bonerono, a fictitious preventative for those moments of embarrassing spontaneous public "excitement", and antidote for that "other" pill. (Enzyte Boner Bob seriously needed this stuff.)How does the name "Thiscrap" grab ya?
Side effects may include Diarrhoea, constipation, drowsiness, insomnia, weight loss, weight gain, some patients have experienced death
Actually, that could be a profit percentage which is not the same as a commission. Even when you loose money on a trade, you pay a commission.How about Fisher Investments? "We don't have commissions. Our fees are structured so that we do better when you do better." ????? Sounds like a commission to me.
I love the ones that repeatedly say Blah, that could lead to death. DEATH being the operative word.
