Apples, apple crates, and oranges. If you want to have a local copy, have at it. I prefer having a local copy myself. Digital killed analog forty years ago, so no LPs for me, than you very much. Also, digital is digital no matter what sort of medium you use, and if a $20 memory card provides enough storage for 200 CDs, why having CDs? I mean, I do have several hundred of them mostly because I like shiny discs and artwork, otherwise there is no reason to keep them.
Streaming is a different thing, but then again, you can stream at 30 kbps or at 320 kbps or at 1.5Mbps (RedBook).
P.S. When I started reading your message I thought it was an honest rant, but by its end I figured you are being sarcastic. But the beginning still sounds like an honest rant! Have you switched horses in the middle? Anyway, I am going to leave my message as I originally typed it.
P.P.S. Some people just want to sell an artefact. It does not even have to be physical, you can buy an NFT. And some people are paying huge money for them! What is more useless: a digital NFT or an aluminum plate with grooves?