Born in Jackson Heights, Queens (NY), Stayed long enough to see the World's Fair and the blackout of 1966 and moved to the armpit of the world Waldwick, NJ. Moved to Detroit, stayed there long enough to see a tornado. Moved to French Gulch, CA but couldn't hack smoking those tasty purple buds three times a say whilst handling dynamite. Tried sunny Braedenton, FL, but it was way too hot for me in the summer. Chicago was nice until I got a taste of that wind that blows across the lake in winter, so fk that! Moved back to Waldwick, NJ, bought a '66 Caddy hearse with an S&S body and met a girl from Brooklyn. Moved to Brooklyn, NY couldn't find parking for a hearse the size of a stretch limo so I sold it, the girl was a pain in the ass, so I left her, and I've been in Brooklyn since, except for summers at the house on a little island off the coast of Maine that's been in my family since 1918. I imported a wife from Edmonton, AB 3 years agoand we both intend to stay here for a long time.
Jstas, you must know these two songs:
"When I die,
Bury me low,
Where I can hear the petroleum flow,
A sweeter sound,
I never will know,
The rolling mills of New Joisey!
Down in Red Bank,
There is a bar,
Where the drunks come from near and from far,
They come by truck,
They come by car,
The drunken bums of New Joisey"
and
Oh the factory smoke, will make you choke
Deep in the Heart of Jersey
The City rats run in big packs
Deep in the Heart of Jersey
The Pizza man says, "I no understand"
Deep in the Heart of Jersey
And route 17, the traffic there is mean
Deep in the Heart of Jersey
Oh the city skies ain't fit for flies
Deep in the Heart of Jersey
The Parkway man takes a quarter from your hand
Deep in the Heart of Jersey
The dumps in June ain't like perfume
Deep in the Heart of Jersey
But it's my state and I think it's great
Deep in the Heart of Jersey
Way out west in wild new jersey
Yippi Yi Yay!
