danj
modern primitive
I dunno. There are so many bad ones. My top 10 dogs, as of today:
1. FEELINGS by Morris Albert, which may also be one of the worst songs ever written.
2. CRAZY HORSES by The Osmonds in which the anti-rock band attempts rock and roll.
3. AMERICAN PIE cover by Madonna, who took a bad song and didn't make it better.
4. CLARE by Gilbert O'Sullivan. Do I have to explain this one?
5. DON'T CRY DADDY by Wayne Newton: treacle so rotten even the flies don't want it.
6. MY WAY tied with HAVING MY BABY, which are the two worst songs to ever make the top 5! Both were written by Paul Anka. Both songs will suck the air out of a room.
7. ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY by Gilbert O'Sullivan: Dude needs some Prozac!
8. MacARTHUR PARK by Richard Harris, and anyone else who sings it. Harris was a great actor but as a singer, well, he was a great actor. Once upon on a time people thought Jimmy Webb a great songwriter. He did write a few gems but this one spoiled his entire songbook.
9. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? by ?. Dreadful and possibly the world's most annoying tune this side of FEELINGS
10. Any song, with one exception, from the motion picture SGT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND. What were Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees thinking? Only Aerosmith, a group I do not like much, does a credible cover of a Beatles song.
I didn't add by Mariah Carey, whose singing makes me cringe. She has good pipes but her mannerisms are so annoying. I'll leave that for others.
Nor anything by William Hung, whose singing is totally incompetent and tone deaf but very funny - in tiny doses.
For those of a certain age there is the unforgettable DOWNTOWN by Mrs. Miller.
1. FEELINGS by Morris Albert, which may also be one of the worst songs ever written.
2. CRAZY HORSES by The Osmonds in which the anti-rock band attempts rock and roll.
3. AMERICAN PIE cover by Madonna, who took a bad song and didn't make it better.
4. CLARE by Gilbert O'Sullivan. Do I have to explain this one?
5. DON'T CRY DADDY by Wayne Newton: treacle so rotten even the flies don't want it.
6. MY WAY tied with HAVING MY BABY, which are the two worst songs to ever make the top 5! Both were written by Paul Anka. Both songs will suck the air out of a room.
7. ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY by Gilbert O'Sullivan: Dude needs some Prozac!
8. MacARTHUR PARK by Richard Harris, and anyone else who sings it. Harris was a great actor but as a singer, well, he was a great actor. Once upon on a time people thought Jimmy Webb a great songwriter. He did write a few gems but this one spoiled his entire songbook.
9. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? by ?. Dreadful and possibly the world's most annoying tune this side of FEELINGS
10. Any song, with one exception, from the motion picture SGT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND. What were Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees thinking? Only Aerosmith, a group I do not like much, does a credible cover of a Beatles song.
I didn't add by Mariah Carey, whose singing makes me cringe. She has good pipes but her mannerisms are so annoying. I'll leave that for others.
Nor anything by William Hung, whose singing is totally incompetent and tone deaf but very funny - in tiny doses.
For those of a certain age there is the unforgettable DOWNTOWN by Mrs. Miller.
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