Twisted Definitions

[Te-Te]

Boogies- Scary Halloween time when Noogies scares the neighborhood children.

 

[noogies]

Boogies- Scary Halloween time when Noogies scares the neighborhood children.

Yes, and it's a holiday I celebrate all year long!

 

[Joewag]

DNU:
Where's my buddy @Joewag ?
Haven't seen any twistedness from you in a while.
ENDNU.

still around. I’ve been spending more time with music than humor. I’ll get my thinking cap on after I twist the crap out of it and see if I can upset anyone’s delicate constitution. Soon. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[Te-Te]

still around. I’ve been spending more time with music than humor. I’ll get my thinking cap on after I twist the crap out of it and see if I can upset anyone’s delicate constitution. Soon. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Hindsight - the morning after the night before, when you realize what an ass you were

 

[harman/kardon]

Colonoscopy - test of courage, the second one.

 

[john111/LZ]

Musselman-very devout believer,lives in a shell and sticks to rocks

 

[john111/LZ]

Wilhelm-German term for a tiller

 

[john111/LZ]

Kaput-Bulgarian floor covering

 

[john111/LZ]

Bacon-Early English scientist,fond of an English breakfast

 

[john111/LZ]

Fulmar-contented mother after supper

 

[Joewag]

Boutonnière: common condition very much like foot in mouth’s disease.

 

[Joewag]

Tetanus: large brown circle seen whenever TeTe does toe touches in the nude.

 

[Te-Te]

Tetanus: large brown circle seen whenever TeTe does toe touches in the nude.

 

[Joewag]

Acidosis: usually about half a tab….more if you’ll be listening to King Crimson.

 

[Joewag]

Acknowledged: where you pretend you know something that you don’t. A huge part of the fake it till you make it form of government.

 

[Joewag]

Teapot: the reason te-te hasn’t seen his penis in years.

 

[Joewag]

Befoul: what the pitcher thinks when he hears a loud crack of the bat.

 

[Joewag]

Quizzical: a six year old’s testicle.

 

[Joewag]

Jamaica: question asked the next day by your friends after you left the party last night with a sweet young thing.