Twisted Definitions

[Joewag]

Kilogram: a way to speed up receiving an inheritance.

 

[Joewag]

Commercialize: that blank look you develop after three or four minutes of meaningless ads on the boob tube.

 

[noogies]

Ostracize: to force a detractor's head under the sand.

 

[Shominy]

Ostracize: to force a detractor's head under the sand.

(2): exercise routine that ignores leg day.

 

[noogies]

Distinction: What you have to do with your dog when she tangles with a skunk.

 

[Te-Te]

Kakorrhaphiophobia- Joewag's fear of wrapping up an accidental poo drop in his undies.

 

[Shominy]

Intended: the condensed urban form describing the ending of the intestinal tract, i.e anus.

 

[Shominy]

Rollercoaster: traditional table coasters fitted with ball bearing wheels so that you can slide drinks across the table to another.

 

[noogies]

Rollercoaster: traditional table coasters fitted with ball bearing wheels so that you can slide drinks across the table to another.

DNU: Interesting ... I wonder, has anybody ever tried to market such a thing?

 

[Te-Te]

DNU: Interesting ... I wonder, has anybody ever tried to market such a thing?

Dnu
Would need magnetic strips on edge of table to prevent slide-off.

 

[Joewag]

Misalign: Te-Te’s worst nightmare. Sorry, but you snooze, you lose.

 

[Joewag]

Overblown: Te-Te’s vision of paradise.

 

[Joewag]

Paradox: two paramedics with post graduate degrees.

 

[Joewag]

Paradise: the amount needed for a craps game. there goes your house, Te-Te.

 

[Joewag]

Parables: what Te-Te needs to look in a mirror.

 

[Joewag]

Mastodon: won’t be long before that maiden voyage.

 

[Joewag]

Harpies: what girlfriends turn into when you give them herpes.

 

[Joewag]

Herpes: totally misunderstood malady. All I am asking is give herpes a chance.

 

[Joewag]

Asking: highly successful toilet manufacturer.

 

[Joewag]

Locomotive. Another variant of the legal theory…innocent by reason of insanity.