Twisted Definitions

[Joewag]

Parallels: Jor and Kal.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Porous: how everybody feels during the Covid crisis.

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2. what a group of beverages tells you to do

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Spatula - when Dracula and his wife have a fight

 

[Joewag]

Trumpets: as far as I know….there aren’t any.

 

[Joewag]

Marketplace: where you insert a bookmark when you take a break from reading something.

 

[Shominy]

Coyote: the not oft seen and shy Ote mammal.

 

[Joewag]

Venerable: capable of transmitting an STD.

 

[Shominy]

Ipanema: the newest advertised drug that works oppositely that of Viagra to keep it civil on beaches.

 

[Joewag]

Transient: Treebeard realizing that he’s an entwife.

 

[Joewag]

Ipanema: the newest advertised drug that works oppositely that of Viagra to keep it civil on beaches.

How does that make sense? I’m pretty sure most of us have or have had the girl from ipanema.

 

[Splatter Pak]

Benign: just before you be ten.

 

[Shominy]

How does that make sense? I’m pretty sure most of us have or have had the girl from ipanema.

The beach. If everyone is popping the wood in Speedos on Ipanema Beach, well... no one wants that scene. So the drug "Ipanema" counteracts that tendency.

What's not to understand?

 

[Joewag]

Lexicon: what Luthor became when Lois got the goods on him.

 

[Joewag]

What’s not to understand?

My girl from ipanema joke, I guess.

 

[Joewag]

Sirius: not Lassie or Rin Tin Tin. Maybe some other star dog?

 

[Quadman2]

Devoid: The act of refilling something that had been previously empty.

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[Shominy]

Veracity: Her town- news at 10.

 

[Joewag]

Betelgeuse: unpopular breakfast drink.

 

[Joewag]

Mendacity: why Congress passed an infrastructure bill.

 

[Joewag]

Marriage: the gay nineties.