Twisted Definitions

[Shominy]

Star Wars: two stars locked in mortal combat.

 

[Shominy]

Star Trek: celebrity out hiking or climbing.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Gravy - when the 5th letter in the alphabet is dead serious

 

[Shominy]

Knight - a shortened, quick "Alright. Good night."

 

[Shominy]

Mica - Boston-speak for identifying their ride.

 

[Joewag]

Knight - a shortened, quick "Alright. Good night."

Not me. I wouldn’t send anyone out on a knight like that.

 

[harman/kardon]

Enigma - Mom talking in riddles

 

[Joewag]

Spinster: unmarried disc jockey.

 

[Joewag]

Agenda: the period where you find yourself responsible for your senile old man.

 

[Joewag]

Demonstrate: a heterosexual fallen angel.

 

[Joewag]

Vegan: any one of the thirty seven people in the world who still owns a Chevy Vega.

 

[Joewag]

Crisis: what you tell your female sibling to do when she complains about the paramour you warned her not to date.

 

[Joewag]

Dildo: the money you make from selling pickles.

 

[harman/kardon]

Illinois - Racket in Michigan

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Spotify - Dick and Jane's dog's rebellious son

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Cross training - exercising when feeling cantankerous

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Defense - what an undecided person is on

Defensive - a person who has difficulty deciding where he/she stands on an issue

Offense - where a person is after deciding on the aforementioned issue (he/she is either on dis side or dat side of defense)

Offensive - 1. A person who tends to decide quickly where one stands on a particular issue
2. A person who is impatient with defensive people "PICK A SIDE AND GET OFF DEFENSE ALREADY!"

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Kevin James - an actor who has been diagnosed with 2 personalities. Sometimes, he's my foreman (Kevin) and sometimes he's Ja(me)s.

 

[noogies]

Crisis: Foot.

 

[john111/LZ]

Crisis-where the heck is she?