Twisted Definitions

[turnitup]

Retirement - the process of telling oneself SO MANY TIMES that “I am TIRED!”, that you finally decide to do something about it.

 

[turnitup]

Calico - A registered California Corporation

 

[Joewag]

Statue: an older Italian answering his phone.

 

[turnitup]

Associate - a coworker of ill regard

 

[turnitup]

Cracker Jack - Plumbers performing Yoga

 

[Joewag]

Plutocracy: long considered the truest model of fair government. In a plutocracy, your funniest looking dog effectively runs the country with totally random decisions. Absolutely no bias. Let’s face it. Mickey’s his main man, but Pluto loves everybody. (If they have treats).

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Plutocracy: long considered the truest model of fair government. In a plutocracy, your funniest looking dog effectively runs the country with totally random decisions. Absolutely no bias. Let’s face it. Mickey’s his main man, but Pluto loves everybody. (If they have treats).

Personally, I think Tommanjerrycracy would work better.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Statue: an older Italian answering his phone.

Hollow Statue - slang for "telephone"

 

[old_tv_nut]

Personally, I think Tommanjerrycracy would work better.

Bugsandfuddocracy?

 

[Joewag]

Personally, I think Tommanjerrycracy would work better.

Maybe, but what about the rampant tommanjerrymandering?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Maybe, but what about the rampant tommanjerrymandering?

Well, nobody's perfect.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Ocelot - a cat that paces back and forth, back and forth...

 

[john111/LZ]

Occidental-A dental practitioner who swings both ways

 

[old_tv_nut]

Occidental (2) - chlorine-free tooth bleach

 

[Joewag]

Cantatas: a polite way of saying that you’re a t&a man.

 

[john111/LZ]

Ballast-the phenomena of gonads developing from the buttocks

 

[john111/LZ]

Paradox-revealing the identity of a parachutist online

 

[turnitup]

Recuperate - the process of refurbishing ones chicken coop.

 

[turnitup]

Random - jogging with ones shoes untied.

 

[john111/LZ]

Dun-a shade of the blues when all ones chores are done