Twisted Definitions

[Joewag]

Clearance: lesser known sequel to The Invisible Man with insect protagonists. Especially frightening to picnickers.

 

[Joewag]

Ridiculous: condition common to older men. Believe me. Once is enough.

 

[john111/LZ]

Catawauling-the sport[similar to petanque]of throwing cats against a wall[i dont approve]

 

[Eywadude]

Provolone: the highest grade above amateurvolone cheese.

 

[john111/LZ]

Evaporation-the complicated relationship between electric cars and mobile phones

 

[Eywadude]

Smartphone: a device that increases intelligence.

 

[Joewag]

Smartphone: a device that increases intelligence.

You should probably make it clear that the device increases its OWN intelligence while decreasing yours.

 

[Eywadude]

You should probably make it clear that the device increases its OWN intelligence while decreasing yours.

The devices are suppressing us and plotting their move to take over! The machines are coming!

 

[Eywadude]

Popcorn: pop or soda made to taste like corn.

 

[Joewag]

Matadors: generally people who tend to lose their keys.

 

[Joewag]

Deadbeats: alternate name for the Rhythm Devils.

 

[Eywadude]

Wishy-washy: when you wish your laundry would wash itself.

 

[Joewag]

Supplies: a type of party popular in Japan.

 

[Joewag]

Illinois: most rap music.

 

[Joewag]

Inhalants: what an anteater does.

 

[Joewag]

Halo: how to properly greet an angel.

 

[Joewag]

Plummet: a small purple fruit.

 

[Joewag]

Inasmuch: how a guy compares himself to her ex.

 

[Joewag]

Toucans: at my age this would be my beer limit.

 

[Eywadude]

Pistachio: when your Italian Greyhound pees on your moustache while you're asleep.