Twisted Definitions

[MaxxVolume]

Hootenanny #2 - A MILFy woman, moonlighting at Hooter`s

 

[bobsvinyl]

Claustrophobia- A fear of Santa.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Wonderful- When you eat a whole loaf of white bread.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

WTF: True story, a friend of mine showed me a text conversation she found online. It was between mother and daughter. The mom would text "wtf" where it just didn't make sense. So finally, the daughter says "Mom, just what do think 'wtf' stands for?" To which the mom replied "well, that's fantastic!"

 

[MaxxVolume]

Awkward - Trying to explain to your 80 year-old mother-in-law what "camel toe" means....

 

[noogies]

Apprised -- what you are when you win the lottery.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Notable - when the restaurant is full-up....

 

[john111/LZ]

Sophisticate-Vigorous Lesbian practices by Sophie n Cate

 

[john111/LZ]

Sophistry-the study of Sophies family tree

 

[john111/LZ]

Pancreatic-improvisation with a skillet

 

[john111/LZ]

Backgammon-riding piggy-back

 

[john111/LZ]

Roulette-a female judge

 

[john111/LZ]

Ducal-a man fond of fisticuffs

 

[john111/LZ]

Sovereign-Rule by the Communist Party in Russia in the 20th Century

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Awkward - Trying to explain to your 80 year-old mother-in-law what "camel toe" means....

Yeah, good luck with that!

 

[harman/kardon]

Colonoscopy - a copy you do not want to have in your collection.

 

[Te-Te]

Plantain - When you stick to a good game plan.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Judgemental - When the magistrate jumps up on the bench to reveal that he`s not wearing pants.

 

[ETLS]

Pasteurize: Too far to see.

 

[Joewag]

Infantry: evidently, there’s an island somewhere out in the sea, where the babies all grow in trees. This is one of those trees.