Twisted Definitions

[Joewag]

Polygon: someone left the door to the birdcage unlatched

 

[bobsvinyl]

Alimentary- A grade school named after Muhammad Ali.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Sublime- A Naval vessel painted light green.

 

[ETLS]

Readily- The bronze statue of Muhammad Ali on the school grounds.

 

[ETLS]

Doldrums- Where pineapples go when their dreams of becoming famous, are crushed.

 

[Te-Te]

Conniving - A black market Shiv Shop, set up in the corner of the prison yard.

 

[john111/LZ]

Concrete-an island in the Med favoured by criminals

 

[john111/LZ]

Convoy-voyeuristic prison inmate

 

[john111/LZ]

Conjugal-criminals gf from Tel-Aviv

 

[john111/LZ]

Contour-a welcome break for the inmates

 

[john111/LZ]

Connecticut-a childrens game involving cutting squares and joining them to form a map

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Cacophony - a rooster who puts on a facade rather than being his real self.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Does anyone know a word for a bunch of rude old bitties who surround a table at a restaurant and have a loud conversation that doesn't involve the person sitting at the table?

They stood on all four sides of my table and shouted to each other. I hit the table and was about to explode when they figured out that this was a bad idea and left.

 

[noogies]

Iconography -- a map showing the sites of various scams one has perpetrated.

 

[john111/LZ]

Iconography -- a map showing the sites of various scams one has perpetrated.

Well a plush new pair of brogues dont come cheap

 

[bobsvinyl]

Ambiguous- When everybody you know is fat.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Correlation- Extreme happiness when eating apples.

 

[john111/LZ]

Torpitude-armed,with a torpedo and a bad attitude

 

[john111/LZ]

Ramification-what the poor female sheep must endure

 

[john111/LZ]

Buckthorn-a prickly young man