Write a Limerick
- Thread starter bobsvinyl
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When some day they write my biography
They can say that I favored photography
And ephemera about TVs
World's fair stuff, CDs,
And LPs in random discography.
They can say that I favored photography
And ephemera about TVs
World's fair stuff, CDs,
And LPs in random discography.
Someone who's selling a lure
May have motives that are less than pure.
The angler must buy it
In order to try it.
That the fish will bite isn't so sure.
May have motives that are less than pure.
The angler must buy it
In order to try it.
That the fish will bite isn't so sure.
"Week that I seek, if only for the meek,
Has been on the cards this past year,
I just need the time,
Maybe create a good rhyme,
And it wouldn't be wasted, no fear."
(bogle111)
Has been on the cards this past year,
I just need the time,
Maybe create a good rhyme,
And it wouldn't be wasted, no fear."
(bogle111)
CoogarXR
Super Member
There are days when I miss my long hair
And the basement that I called "my lair"
Gone are my teens
And my acid-wash jeans
Now my wife treats my back-hair with Nair
Some say that I'm getting too fat
My friends are just blind as a bat
I bought from a sailor,
To give to my tailor,
Enough fabric to make me a hat
And the basement that I called "my lair"
Gone are my teens
And my acid-wash jeans
Now my wife treats my back-hair with Nair
Some say that I'm getting too fat
My friends are just blind as a bat
I bought from a sailor,
To give to my tailor,
Enough fabric to make me a hat
likebike23
Addicted Member
Many limericks are written by Bobsvinyl.
Is the last one written the final?
The man's a machine,
and not one is obscene,
his creativity is simply divine(al?).
Is the last one written the final?
The man's a machine,
and not one is obscene,
his creativity is simply divine(al?).
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CoogarXR
Super Member
divine(al) LOL
I like everything from the 80s
The big hair on all the young ladies
Then metal went glam'
It was such a sham
Bring back all the songs about Hades
I briefly had passion for Rap
Though my friends all considered it crap
In spite of my race
I pounded the bass
And threatened that I'd peel their cap
I like everything from the 80s
The big hair on all the young ladies
Then metal went glam'
It was such a sham
Bring back all the songs about Hades
I briefly had passion for Rap
Though my friends all considered it crap
In spite of my race
I pounded the bass
And threatened that I'd peel their cap
DonQuixote99
just give me some truth
Stolen from a fellow who thought 'Bach' is pronounced 'batch,' it seems.
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CoogarXR
Super Member
Oh, we're doing raunch now? I can do raunch, lol...
He wished that they'd leave him alone
But brass skills they all want to hone
The start of the course
He stands like a horse
And you practice the rusty trombone
She had all the curves of Bette Midler
Oh how he wanted to diddle her
One fine summer day
They went to a play
Then on his tin roof he did fiddle her
He wished that they'd leave him alone
But brass skills they all want to hone
The start of the course
He stands like a horse
And you practice the rusty trombone
She had all the curves of Bette Midler
Oh how he wanted to diddle her
One fine summer day
They went to a play
Then on his tin roof he did fiddle her
My limerick production is slow.
I'm rotating my stock don't you know.
On Sundays I sell LPs
underneath the tall pine trees
and hopefully bring home lots of dough.
DNU
Thanks for the clever limerick, Mike.
DNU
I'm rotating my stock don't you know.
On Sundays I sell LPs
underneath the tall pine trees
and hopefully bring home lots of dough.
DNU
Thanks for the clever limerick, Mike.
DNU
"Right don't fight, or use their mite,
Just seems they understand their beliefs,
I'd stick with a few,
Well, one or two,
But too frequently I'm getting new briefs."
(bogle111)
Just seems they understand their beliefs,
I'd stick with a few,
Well, one or two,
But too frequently I'm getting new briefs."
(bogle111)
