Write a Limerick

[Hyperion]

There was a young girl from Rabat
Who had triplets: Nan, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
as she found she had no tit for Tat.

 

[Hyperion]

There once was a fly on the wall.
I wonder why didn't it fall.
Because its feet stuck.
Or was it just luck.
Or does gravity miss things so small?

 

[bobsvinyl]

A record store owner named Fred
bought a collection way over his head.
A million albums are there
but his store's forty feet square.
Guess he's going to build a few sheds.

 

[DrumminDaddy]

There's a group of folks known as A.K.ers
Who's forums take on many layers
But whatever they post
What they share the most
Is pride in their audio players

 

[likebike23]

Rinse, wipe, in a circular motion.
With a Dawn, alcohol, and distilled water potion.
Repeat again, and again,
it never ends.
Good sound is the reward for your devotion.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Vinyl, a medium that's pliable,
Gives music a warmth undeniable.
But don't drop the stylus
'Cause the clicks and pops rile us,
And to be damaged vinyl is liable.

 

[harman/kardon]

Well - I think that this is a pretty nice one:

"Puns by the tons, from smart ass sons,
Mostly forgotten at the speed of light,
There's often a moan,
Or a meaningful groan,
But you've got to admit that they're bright."

(bogle111)

 

[DrumminDaddy]

Each day I log onto A.K.
To read what the group has to say
I can learn how to fix
Or see comical pics
It just seems to make my day

 

[Hyperion]

There once were two cats from Kilkenny.
Each thought that was one cat too many,
So they started to fight,
And to scratch and to bite,
Now, instead of two cats, there aren't any.

 

[Hyperion]

A tutor who tooted the flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot,
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it tougher to toot or,
To tutor two tooters to toot?”

 

[harman/kardon]

 

[saunadog]

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a stylus so bad he would chuck it
Sounded bad despite new,
And quite sibilant too
Only to find that his VTF was set too low, so he grabbed it
back out from his bucket!

 

[CoogarXR]

I'm sitting here using the can
When in walks a charming young man
He says for 5k
He'll brighten my day
With the speakers he sells from his van


The forums I browse when I'm tired
While drinking caffeine to get wired
The boss is on lunch
But I still have a hunch
If I don't do some work I'll be fired

 

[Christian B]

Grandad had some advice to give
About how one should try to live
He said try to be nice
And always think twice
And when all else fails, just forgive

 

[mulester7]

.....I'd like to thank Google for some of the limericks being posted....you can tell when an effort is original.....

 

[eljr]

.....I'd like to thank Google for some of the limmericks being posted....you can tell when an effort is original.....

thought these were all original??????????????

 

[bobsvinyl]

It doesn't matter. Every limerick is welcome here, the good, the bad and the googled.

There once was a man named Frank N. Stein
who found all his limerick's online
"I'd tried writing my own
but my skills were not honed,
I used others and trashed all of mine."

 

[ConradH]

Rebuilders, they crave a capacitor,
leaks and bulges they rightly abhor.
Use the famous Orange Drop,
so you never flip-flop.
Fakes always get kicked out the door.

 

[mulester7]

There once was a man named Frank N. Stein
who found all his limerick's online
"I'd tried writing my own
but my skills were not honed,
I used others and trashed all of mine."

.....Bobsvinyl, you're quite good at this....I suspect you could come up with a limerick about "anything".....

 

[bobsvinyl]

.....Bobsvinyl, you're quite good at this....I suspect you could come up with a limerick about "anything".....

While writing limericks Bob felt ill.
He decided to make out his will.
"I had to sneeze, burp and cough,
actually threw my brain off.
I felt much better taking a pill."

DNU

Thanks for the compliment. As you know, I love wordplay and rhyming. Just ask my family as they run and hide when I come home.

DNU