Write a Limerick

[whoaru99]

Lust for vintage gear to some is queer
Yet to many oh so damn dear
Capacitors near dead
Repairman time for bed
None the less ye pile up the gear

 

[Captain581]

I once had a lovely Marantz
That made my young heart up and dance
The day I was wed
was the day it went dead
The marriage has not got a chance

 

[harman/kardon]

"Nest in a tree, now that could be me,
I'd get more hours that were sunny,
No electrical power,
To service the tower,
and I'd be serving some serious money."

(bogle111)

 

[Hyperion]

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

[Hyperion]

There was a young lady named Bright
who traveled much faster than light.
She set out one day
in a relative way,
and came back the previous night.

 

[Denten]

In days of old
When the Knights were bold
And toilet lights were dim
You'd hear a crash
Then a splash
OH GOD! He's fallen in!

 

[Rome]

Boat & oar of which is mine,
casted off guided by sky of blue, oh so fine,
just a few miles more,
before I sadly return ashore,
passing hills with grain & villages seen from the Rhine.

Rome

 

[oldgringo]

There was a young lady named Bright
who traveled much faster than light.
She set out one day
in a relative way,
and came back the previous night.

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Post # 22

There once was a runner named Dwight
Who could sprint even faster than light
He set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

Cheers, og

There once was a young man nicknamed 'Hype',
Who wrote Limericks, often to gripe;
But when drafting one rhyme,
He didn't make time,
To check out og's previous tripe!

Cheers, og

 

[oldgringo]

There was a young man from Australia,
Who painted his ass like a dahlia;
His quarter a smell was doing quite well;
But his dollar a lick was a failure.

Cheers, og

 

[harman/kardon]

"Pun in the ton, relaxing in the sun,
But it's unlikely in every state,
A tall drink by your side,
From the world you can hide,
The colder places may be in for a long wait."

(bogle111)

 

[bobsvinyl]

I'd spend long hours just watching TV,
then I realized it's no good, you see.
There was too much aggression
during each viewing session.
Sax and violins did not bother me.

 

[mulester7]

My right foot's been hurting me lately,
makes me walk in a way less than stately,
all stairs made me groan,
with an audible moan,
on occasion I've felt rather faintly.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I sympathize with mulester7.
With no pain I would be in heaven.
Nurse said how bad is it then
on a scale of 1 to 10.
I said put me down for 11.

 

[Hyperion]

There once was a vicar at Kew
Who kept his pet cat in a pew.
He taught it to speak,
alphabetical Greek,
but it never got farther than µ.

 

[harman/kardon]

"Born and then worn, a little tattered and torn,
We go in past generational ways,
Some of us do learn,
And some differently yearn,
For a few easy and non stressful days."

(bogle111)

 

[Hyperion]

There once was a maid from Madras.
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink,
as you'd possibly think;
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Learning a language is not very fun.
I have tried and failed, now I am done.
So I'll attempt, you see,
mental telepathy,
and mind meld with each and everyone.

 

[ConradH]

The newb decided to bias
Listening to a 'net guru oh so pious
The screwdriver slipped
And sparks flew from the chips
Regrets were darn instantaneous.

 

[Rome]

They called her "Pricey Pass,"
Oh yea a buxom & fiesty lass,
Spurning every lad,
While being scantily clad,
Saving herself for one who was high class.

Rome

 

[jdurbin1]

There once was an audiophile named Fred,
who denied the magic was in his head.
When confronted with logic and A/B/X,
He responded with a furious hex,
"Don't spoil it for me or you'll turn up dead!"

John