Write a Limerick

[harman/kardon]

Back to Pete...

"Debate on the slate, my rhymes ain't great,
But some are done just straight,
Less time than a song,
How could I get wrong,
It's usually the last line that I hate."

(bogle111)

 

[uenjoymyself]

Found an Audio site on the net,
with lots of equipment to vet,
the folks there had knowledge,
like professors in college,
now I have equipment, I'm set.

 

[uenjoymyself]

Started out with a small Panasonic,
bought an amp whose name is iconic,
they call it a Mac,
I wont give it back,
my wife says my habit is chronic!

 

[uenjoymyself]

My speakers were terribly bad,
listening made me quite sad,
got ahold of some Klipsch,
now I'm shaking my hips,
this to me is much more than a fad.

 

[uenjoymyself]

I have some equipment with tubes,
that I like more than peeping girls boobs,
yes they're soft and they're supple,
but they get me in trouble,
much more than playing my grooves.

 

[Sandy G]

The Last Time I dined w/The King,
He Did a Curious Thing-
Sat on a stool, took out his tool,
And said, "If I PLAY, will you SING ?!?"

 

[Hyperion]

Hawking’s "Brief History of Time"
is such a relief! How sublime
that time, in reverse,
may un-write this verse
and un-spend my last thin dime!

 

[old_tv_nut]

If time in reverse is so true, it
Puzzles me why we don't do it.
Is it thermodynamics
or quantum mechanics
Or Einsteinian space-time that blew it?

 

[bobsvinyl]

I'd just like to thank all of the limerick poets that have shown up here. I never thought this thread would reach over 300 posts. Keep up the good work.

 

[bobsvinyl]

The web can have some negativity,
callousness and flaming hostility.
But what really can't be beat,
are the people that you meet
on AK who practice civility.

 

[harman/kardon]

"Nevermore word war, you know the score,
Or we'll all breathing the dust,
So if we'll be good,
And stick to the wood,
To use meaningful words like lust."

(bogle111)

 

[similost]

I left the city to go live in a holler
I bought some pigs and gave them a waller
I found my gun, and slapped some pig on a bun,
so now my pigs no longer waller or holler.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I'm so glad that I chose "Retired".
It's much better than "Laid Off" or "Fired".
I don't take any crap,
but I do take a nap,
This lifestyle is really inspired.

 

[CoogarXR]

My work day begins around 8
Sometimes I get started quite late
One the forums I lurk
When I should do some work
Like usual, work can just wait

 

[Hyperion]

I sell the best Brandy and Sherry
To make all my customers merry,
But at times their finances
Run short as it chances,
And then I feel very sad, very.

 

[old_tv_nut]

BV thought that this thread would go dead
By 300 posts, but instead
We kept it a-going
With limericks, showing
This rhyme scheme gets stuck in your head.

 

[Sandy G]

A Young Lady, dining in Crewe,
Found an Elephant Dong in her Stew.
Said the Waiter, "Don't shout, or wave it about,
The others may want one then, too..."

 

[uenjoymyself]

When WRITING a limerick make haste,
there's certainly no time to waste,
but if you get stuck,
just say what the Fxxx,
its easy to copy and paste!

 

[uenjoymyself]

I'm sorry I un liked your post,
it was one that I treasured the most,
At AK we're united,
but you didn't write it,
of your talent, I no longer boast!

 

[harman/kardon]

"Night is right, for a really good fight,
But he didn't have the energy to swing,
So he went to a dance,
Just went for a prance,
And then realized that wasn't his fling."

(bogle111)