Write a Limerick

[DonQuixote99]

A good woman's more precious than rubies
Said Solomon, king of the Jew-bees
And I sing praises too
For girls lovely and true
Also, rubies don't have any boobies!

 

[DonQuixote99]

If time in reverse is so true, it
Puzzles me why we don't do it.
Is it thermodynamics
or quantum mechanics
Or Einsteinian space-time that blew it?

All delicious rhymes in this one!

 

[Man in Cave]

I once knew an Audiophile
That chose to hide all the while
But then one day came
Realizing how lame
He cued the arm with a smile

S.J.

 

[harman/kardon]

"Here a cheer, but still no beer,
I'm dry and thirsty as a rag,
Just for a glass,
But it won't be crass,
Maybe I'll just go outside and smoke a fag."

(bogle111)

 

[harman/kardon]

"Shoes an' blues, and freshly ironed trues,
Then you'll be smart as a pin,
With a nice clean shirt,
And a tie wouldn't hurt,
Only to find when you bought suit when you were thin."

(bogle111)

 

[harman/kardon]

"Slower the rower, as he passed London Tower,
The pace he could never maintain,
With Cambridge out front,
Second Oxford in a punt,
Would have been quick to jump Rome's train."

(bogle111; "Rome's train" very probably refers to Rome's threat YGTLW.)

 

[DEAFASABAT]

Once I joined an electronics forum
But my postings all seemed to just bore 'em
When I tried to opt out
They said "dude, you've no clout!"
For they held not an ounce of decorum

 

[DEAFASABAT]

Quote: I'll post one as soon as I come up with a rhyme for "Nantucket"

There once was a girl from Nantucket
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[dcmfan]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
So short she stood on a bucket
To play her cello,
Too small for a bow,
She usually just had to pluck it.

 

[bobsvinyl]

There once was an old chef from Cincinnati
put grasshoppers in his hamburger patty.
As the bugs began to brown
they sure hopped and jumped around,
flipping the burgers so they weren't fatty.

 

[old_tv_nut]

The grasshopper burgers drew scorn,
So he mixed pancake batter with corn.
The corn, it would pop;
The flapjacks, flip-flop;
Thus self-flipping pancakes were born.

 

[likebike23]

Went to Savers on my way home.
Had to go, wife phoned.
No LPs to get,
but there were some good cassettes.
ZZ Top-Recyler is pretty good when you're stoned.

 

[CoogarXR]

The corn-filled pancakes were a hit
Except all the guests had to ****
The toilets exploded
The drains all corroded
Many a match had been lit

 

[uenjoymyself]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
begged his girlfriend "please, would you pluck it,"
a large thorn in his eye, she said "I deny,
I may pull it out of its socket!"

 

[harman/kardon]

"Treat me sweet, eat me meat,
And I'll be a solid friend for good,
But please don't burn,
By forgetting to turn,
Otherwise better just charring some wood."

(bogle111)

 

[bobsvinyl]

My wife made one of her favorite dishes.
A nice pastry that looked quite delicious.
I said I liked so much more
the day old ones at the store.
Now poor Bob is swimming with the fishes.

 

[Laid_back]

The 'higher than CD quality' debate
Has left many an audiophile irate.
Be it 16 bits or 24,
Sampled at 44.1 kHz or more,
Just listen to the music. It's great!

 

[CoogarXR]

For reel-tapes there's but a few listeners
An art gone the way of calligraphers
But something I miss,
Is the pop and the hiss
Of death metal on Edison Cylinders

 

[CoogarXR]

The stink bugs are brown marmorated
In winter, they're gone- I'm elated
They'll hide in a crack
With warmth they'll come back
And stink up the place they invaded

 

[bobsvinyl]

For reel-tapes there's but a few listeners
An art gone the way of calligraphers
But something I miss,
Is the pop and the hiss
Of death metal on Edison Cylinders

I love this one. Thanks, CougarXR.

Now I'm getting Edison Death Metal songs in my head.

Hello my victim
hello my servant
hello from Satan's spawn.
I'll spoon away the night with you
then behead you at break of dawn...