Write a Limerick

[CoogarXR]

Very impressive. Not only do you rhyme at the ends of the 1,2 and 5 lines, you have second and third rhyming words in them, too.

I though you'd like that

 

[bobsvinyl]

CougarXR keeps raising the bar.
Finding rhyming words both near and far.
He takes out his thesaurus
to find rhymes that won't bore us
and his humor is way above par.

 

[CoogarXR]

Thanks to Bob for this fun little thread
Brought my posting rate back from the dead
So much participation
And brain stimulation
When there is humor both written and read

 

[harman/kardon]

"Monkey's to be, or Humans maybe,
It's just the way we were born,
Just because I can type,
Don't believe all the hype,
Given the choice at birth I'd be torn."

(bogle111)

 

[Laid_back]

A lady from South Carolina
Put a vibrator in her vagina.
When she turned it up higher,
The damn thing caught fire
Just like those cheap 'hoverboards' from China.

 

[Man in Cave]

Blue Jay eyed Grackle peck suet
With attitude Jay snapped, “TO IT!”
“You best finish up,
It's my turn to sup,
D'rn tootin', I'M gonna peck it.”

S.J.

 

[harman/kardon]

"Jane's friend took the train, she wasn't vain,
And Phil got to carry the bags,
But she fell asleep,
Collapsed in the heat,
Whilst he sat there bored and worte gags."

(bogle111)

 

[bobsvinyl]

My Grandfather came across the sea
and arrived at the home of the free.
He had no money to spend,
He worked hard 'til the end
His descendants thank him gratefully.

 

[bobsvinyl]

There's no yard sales today in my town.
To me that is a major letdown.
I'd like to go out and spend,
instead I sit on my end
writing limericks, not so profound.

 

[bobsvinyl]

If you find smelly sneakers in there
check the brand and make sure it's a pair.
Adidas and Jordan
Converse and Louboutin
even dirty have price tags that scare.

 

[harman/kardon]

"Birthday glooms, as another looms,
They're not all they're cracked up to be,
Great when you're young,
When songs are sung,
But when older it's the last thing you want to see."

(bogle111)

Sometimes he obviously did not care much about a perfect Limerick rhyme scheme, our good old Pete...

 

[harman/kardon]

"Swum slowly like scum,
Then stuck out his thumb,
Needing some help to get home,
Destination he didn't care,
No desire to know where,
His hair went different without a comb."

(bogle111)

 

[harman/kardon]

So this is all, folks. I would like to thank Pete again for everything he contributed to our community. Pete my friend - you are gone but not forgotten.

 

[bobsvinyl]

My wife is making chili with chicken.
The aroma is just finger lickin'.
If I could just have a taste
it sure would not go to waist.
My ribs would be the place where it's stickin'.

 

[likebike23]

On my way home I decided to stop at a friend's.
Hey look, there's a tag sale around the bend.
Not much to see,
Is that a stack of LPs?
Three for me and only a few bucks did I spend.

 

[Laid_back]

There aren't many ladies these days
Who share in our audio craze.
Our wives think we're funny
And are wasting our money,
And they're hoping it's all just a phase.

 

[ConradH]

He watched his dim bulb with intent
For this circuit, it gave him torment
It had looked like a prize
But he should have been wise
For on eBay he way overspent.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Grading records is not grading a road.
A needle can't handle that kind of load.
If it has lots of scratches,
scuffs and rough looking patches,
time to toss it down the nearest commode.

 

[CoogarXR]

I called one of the flea market landlords
There was water all over the floorboards
They said Bob had been there
And he doesn't care
About plugging the toilet with records

 

[old_tv_nut]

One thing you never should do
Is to toss records into the loo.
You'll need a sewer snake
For the clog that they make
And have a big mess to clean too.