Write a Limerick

[Jody Thornton]

My avatar's already much cleaner
I took down all the pics of my wiener
It's with rapid frequency
That I'm charged with indecency
I don't care, it's just a misdemeanor

Thanks to Coogar from all of us guys
for changing that image and sparing our eyes

What surprised us most of all,
given the thumbnail was small

Is that it showed your actual size
(har har har)

 

[CoogarXR]

Sometimes I can be over-confident
And forget thumbnails are never a compliment
But for what it's worth
Both in strength and in girth
It's more like the Washington monument

 

[old_tv_nut]

A monument is an erection
That passes the filth meter without detection.
But your wiener's another story.
It's the wrong category,
Thus requiring an avatar correction.

 

[bobsvinyl]

There once was a woman named Mabel
whose cow barn was very unstable.
Repairing cost every dime
but she had wasted her time.
The cow ended up on the table.

 

[Jody Thornton]

I remember my first hearing CD
It was late spring of 1983

It was Titles by Vangelis
That the man tried to sell us

But to me it just sounded like an LP

 

[harman/kardon]

Jody Thornton from Richmond Hill,
(His first name is actually not Jim or Bill),
Likes to create Limericks,
(Knowing all the rhyme scheme tricks),
Creates a bunch of funny ones at will.

DNU

It took me almost 20 minutes to write this one, a Limerick in a foreign language is such a challenge...

DNU

 

[Jody Thornton]

Jody Thornton from Richmond Hill,
(His first name is actually not Jim or Bill),
Likes to create Limericks,
(Knowing all the ryhme scheme tricks),
Creates a bunch of funny ones at will.

DNU

It took me almost 20 minutes to write this one, a Limerick in a foreign language is such a challenge...

DNU

Did quite well as far as I'm concerned. Good to meet your acquaintance.

 

[harman/kardon]

Very nice to meet you, sir!

 

[old_tv_nut]

I sit here and stifle a yawn.
Should I go to bed or keep on
Trying vainly to write
One more thing for tonight
When my gumption has got up and gone?

 

[Jody Thornton]

The Turntables Forum is host
To AK's one-millionth post

I avoided all slumber,
to hit that big number

But Theophile burnt me to toast.


(congrats Theophile )

 

[harman/kardon]

^ very nice!

I wish I could create such funny and witty Limericks like you...!

 

[Jody Thornton]

Oh I just like poetic flow and writing. I'm sure there's stuff you can do that I'd die to be able to do.

But thank you for the compliment.

 

[harman/kardon]

Jody would like to speak German
Much better than old Munster's Herman
Start learning today
And for sure in a way
You'll succeed and impress all the girls then.

 

[Jody Thornton]

There we go
And I'll bet you're right... lol

 

[Laid_back]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cheap amplifier just kicked the bucket.
When asked if he'd fix it,
He walks by and kicks it,
Saying, "I trust this about as far as I can chuck it!"

 

[Jody Thornton]

There really is something that's ominous
about driving a car that's autonomous

I won't remember to duck,
when I smash in to that truck

I hope the drinks in heaven are bottomless

 

[Jody Thornton]

I think that limericks are flawed
I really find it quite odd

That the chap in every rhyme
acknowledged in that first line

always hails from Nantucket, Cape Cod

 

[Dave_1962]

deleted (I checked the rules and thought I should remove it)

 

[old_tv_nut]

If you go too far, here is what's neat:
You can always go back and delete
And restore some decorum
To the limerick forum:
Just open mouth and remove feet!

 

[old_tv_nut]

No one has posted in days!
Are you all in a writer's block phase?
I'm sure there's a poet here
So come on and show it here!
On with the limerick craze!