Write a Limerick

[CoogarXR]

I work where it's cold and I shiver
My fingers do tremble and quiver
If my hands need some heat
I wrap them 'round my meat
When I sleep in my van by the river

 

[ETLS]

Writing these limericks are a thrill
Crafting them without any skill
I thought mine were funny
But they sent the crowd running
Alas, another thread that I've killed

 

[CoogarXR]

It's 'bout time to take my lunch break
And dine on a porterhouse steak
At least that's my wish
But what fills my dish
Is whatever leftovers I take

 

[bobsvinyl]

Record hunting is where this guy goes.
I travel wherever the wind blows.
I've climbed up into attics
and crawled through dirty paddocks
looking through the weeds to find a rose.

 

[jdurbin1]

There once was a young lady from St. Cloud,
whose sex with her man was quite loud.
It was so hard on his ears,
that he was oft brought to tears,
Soaking them both as he plowed.


John

 

[old_tv_nut]

Let a tool get out of your sight,
And it seems to get up and take flight.
But buy a replacement
And to your amazement
It shows up the following night.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I searched for an album for a friend.
I spent months, always reached a dead end.
I finally found it one day.
I let out a giant "Hooray!"
I saw four more copies that weekend.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Sunday night late, don't you know,
I'm writing a limerick, so,
You may say that I'm
Just wasting my time,
But it's better than Pokemon Go.

 

[bobsvinyl]

"Son, did you have a constructive day?
Did you learn something new you can say?"
"I shot balls at some creatures
using my cell phone features.
Got to look for more so I can't stay."

 

[bobsvinyl]

Today I'm going to Goodwill's Buy the Pound.
Things are placed in carts and left on the ground.
I try to dig really deep
where all the good items sleep.
I'll post up some of the stuff that I found.

 

[Jody Thornton]

Value Village was the place I would see,
Used hi-fi and discs all for me.

But now good finds are rare,
just old 8-tracks there,

and movies on CED

 

[old_tv_nut]

My retorts have pithiness and bite!
They settle the matter and settle it right!
They have a zing!
There's just one thing:
I can't think of them 'til the following night.

 

[bobsvinyl]

The old days give you a warm fuzzy feel
hearing music on your old reel to reel.
The albums you bought at the store
are now 40 years old or more
The money spent was a really good deal.

 

[harman/kardon]

It is hot and so sultry again,
I'm feeling so weak, it's a pain.
I would give you a dime
And a bottle of wine
If just now you could send me cold rain!

 

[harman/kardon]

HK looks like he is saying "cheese"
Today. (No doubt - believe HK please.)
There was a shower
With enormous power
And left a cool and comforting breeze.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Your last two limericks were great, Chris. You would never know English was your second language.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Hiccups give you a red face (hic),
And your dignity quickly erase (hic).
Your friends tease and taunt (hic)
However they want (hic),
And expect you to take it with grace (hic, hic, hic).

 

[bobsvinyl]

I carry an electronic device.
It is a cheap one but it will suffice.
It can do lots of things
but whenever it rings
it's some salesman trying to entice.

 

[jdurbin1]

I once took my favorite LP for a spin,
and when it was over, I played it again.
The sound pleased my ears,
mellowed from drinking a few beers,
who wouldn't call that a win?


John

 

[Farmhand]

There once was a fellow named Meekers
Who collected far too many speakers
I worry perhaps
His house will collapse
For his floor joists are low-sagging creakers.