Write a Limerick

[Dave_1962]

It's true that I posted a bump
for the thread had gone into a slump.
To prevent fellow posters
from becoming coasters
I may have come off as a chump.

 

[Jody Thornton]

Kudos to Bobvinyl's bride,
for swiftly kicking his hyde,

'cause he was playing his Beatles
with his Micracord's two needles

And using the 78 side

(tsk tsk tsk)

 

[Jody Thornton]

Oh Dave, a chump you are not
You care for this thread a whole lot

You just had not the time
to come up with a rhyme

We still appreciate you a lot.

 

[Jody Thornton]

Bobsvinyl's excuses are lies
about not touching some lady's thighs

They belonged to Sally Anders
And not Colonel Sanders

Would chicken make his drum stick rise ????

Haaaaaaaaaaaa! (I hope this is acceptable - just meant in fun)

 

[bobsvinyl]

I was born in 1951.
Those simpler times were really quite fun.
Five channels on the telly
Home cooked food in my belly
we spent all day outside in the sun.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Jody T. has revived this old thread.
It has risen back up from the dead
It's post 703
and as you all can see
The witty rhymes still mess with your head.

 

[CoogarXR]

I guess I'll come back for the "bump"
Then run for the hills like ol' Gump
I don't have much time
To work on a rhyme
I've gotta go take a big dump

 

[Jody Thornton]

Coogar; no need to fit
You can't always have a rhyming bit.

You did your best,
Now take a rest

Especially after taking a s s-s-s ------shower

(yep that's the ticket)

 

[Jody Thornton]

New Hampshire in '51,
before the Interstate was known to anyone

All the platters were idler,
and the music was milder

And "BabysVinyl" was having such fun

He'd grow up with no career in Pharma,
Never really cared for Schwarma

But one thing he found,
He really liked good sound,

And posting limericks on 'Karma!
Yay!

 

[Jody Thornton]

Will that turntable thief never learn,
Speeding in his loot-filled Saturn

The cop had him confused,
When he said not amused,

"You're gonna have to pay for that U-Turn".

 

[Jody Thornton]

The last post is now two weeks in age,
I'm here to express my outrage.

To some it's imperceptible
But to me it's unacceptable

That "Limericks" aren't always on the first page.

 

[old_tv_nut]

It certainly does seem very timelich
To give this-here topic the Heimlich.
Or was it CPR?
Whatever it are,
I just want to thank you most kindlich!

 

[Jody Thornton]

It certainly does seem very timelich
To give this-here topic the Heimlich.
Or was it CPR?
Whatever it are,
I just want to thank you most kindlich!

Haaaaaaaaaaa!

I always try to go for broke,
so this rhymey little thread doesn't croak

'Cause without our sense of humour,
or your life-saving maneuver

This very topic would choke

 

[Jody Thornton]

Wow! I feel like poo!
My limerick career is through

I'm now very irate,
that I failed on my mandate

To prevent this thread going to Page Two

 

[old_tv_nut]

You should know this posting page race
Has a truly Wonderland pace.
To avoid being last
You have to run fast
And then you just stay in one place.

 

[CoogarXR]

At work sometimes I am distracted
My workload is duly impacted
It's on forums I post
But it's usually most
Ramblings that should be redacted

 

[old_tv_nut]

When the costumed kids come down my street,
Ring the bell, and exclaim "Trick or Treat"
They all get some candy
But I think it's dandy
To have some left-overs to eat.

 

[harman/kardon]

The Sunday here is almost over
Here and likely also in Dover.
We had a severe storm:
Many leaves on the lawn.
Instead of raking I'll use the mower.

 

[Ilikevinyl]

The trees still have leaves
Raking messes with my knees
John Deere is dead
Wasn't thinking that day with my head
Now have to call someone to do the yard!

 

[bobsvinyl]

Raking leaves is something I'm hating.
There is no sense even debating.
Each year there are still more
than the autumn before.
I think the damned leaves have been mating.