Write a Limerick

[bobsvinyl]

otvn has sure caught me snoozing.
His writing caused me cranial bruising.
What strange thoughts am I reading?
and the words are misleading.
It's sdrawkcab sentences I'm perusing.

 

[old_tv_nut]

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[bobsvinyl]

The snow is finally melting away.
Blue skies and sunshine are now here to stay.
Open your windows wide
Let the fresh air inside
And yard sales will start now, hip hip hooray!

 

[old_tv_nut]

Bob gets a fresh LP attack
And comes home with them in a stack
When he goes out in search of vinyl
At yard sales, where the sales are final.
He knows he cannot take them back.

 

[harman/kardon]

The Winter had been cold over here.
Lately it was clear it's end was near.
Now we have Summer
Which is a bummer.
No springtime again - time for some beer...

 

[harman/kardon]

@bobsvinyl

Today is the twelfth day of this May.
And really all that I have to say
With these small lyrics
Without any tricks
The twelfth of May is Limerick's Day.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I did not know limericks had their own day
Edward Lear's birthday is why it's here to stay.
so write your stories and rhymes
about all those funny times
And we will honor good old Ed every May .

 

[old_tv_nut]

What is this news that I hear?
I have the same birthday as Lear!
I guess that my name
Will not reach such fame
Although we're calendrically near.

 

[old_tv_nut]

My right foot is broken and sore,
Can't put weight on it no more.
Doc said once it has knit
I could tap dance with it.
I said "Funny - I couldn't before!"

 

[dyche01]

Sorry to hear that you've broken your foot.
Now that you have to sit down and stay put,
You could lay on the sofa and curl up,
And follow the path of the world cup
Unless the damned TV's kaput.

 

[noogies]

My right foot is broken and sore,
Can't put weight on it no more.
Doc said once it has knit
I could tap dance with it.
I said "Funny - I couldn't before!"

Sorry to hear that -- but very entertaining!

 

[bobsvinyl]

Breaking bones is not a fun thing to do.
If it's your foot, you can not wear your shoe.
You have to hop up and down
while your face sports a frown
as you angle your way into the loo.

 

[Jody Thornton]

Seems my love for linear tracking will rekindle,
It sits ninety degrees to the spindle.

It plays really well,
But I actually can't tell,

Does the tracking error really dwindle?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Tracking error occurs on the trail
if your hunting skills are pretty stale.
You thought a cow was a deer.
You better lay off the beer
or be known for your ultimate fail.

 

[Jody Thornton]

I will not take up hunting with guns,
and stick to the Zerostat ones,

And it's been nearly ten years,
since I've had any beers

Which makes me quick with the puns

 

[musichal]

I don't know what you were thinking
when you laid down your beer and quit drinking,
'cause the puns around here
go down better with beer
for our poetry prowess is stinking.

 

[Jody Thornton]

I had some problems with stress,
It made my life a real mess

It was the worst thing to choose
I medicated it with booze

So I would feel a whole lot less.

---

That part of my life has gone,
So now time for a new dawn.

I really don't think,
I will have another drink

And be seen passing out on the lawn.

 

[musichal]

Mile High City

One thing I can't quite remember
is a night I once spent in Denver.
The pot stores around town
were all burned to the ground.
I barely remember the embers.
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[harman/kardon]

One thing I can't quite remember
Is nice weather in September.
The heatwaves are hot
However I'll not -
I will for sure not surrender.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Last night we had a thundershower.
Temps dropped; I don't mean to sound sour,
Nor mean to complain,
But along with the rain
The wind blew at fifty miles per hour.