Write a Limerick

[old_tv_nut]

Did you think my invention was cocky?
Did you think that it came from Milwaukee?
My imagination was fired
And I was inspired
By an old poem called "Jabberwocky."

 

[likebike23]

I have a Sansui 661.
It died the other day, no fun.
I unplugged the cord,
and reseated the driver board.
Bada boom! Now she runs.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Oh me, oh my, oh my, oh me!
The limerick thread is on page three!
It seems like every time I've checked
This thread has garnered no respect
And "rescue rhymes" is all I see!

 

[Jody Thornton]

I scanned three pages of games,
But no matter what everyone claims

The best thing I see,
is on page three

"Limericks" is what Jody exclaims!

 

[old_tv_nut]

There once was a lady from Superior
Who had a quite wrinkled exterior.
When she inspected it
She never accepted it
And blamed everything on her mirrior.

 

[Jody Thornton]

Another quote from "Lady Superior"

I'm afraid my mirror has sinned,
It says that I'm wrinkly-skinned

I says "I don't buy it!"
I vehemently deny it!

My youth has not gone with the wind.

 

[Jody Thornton]

Old TV Nut - how is your foot?
I'll make this simply put

Be glad you're not a horse
You'd become glue of course

And your life would be sadly caput

 

[Jody Thornton]

Where's "bobsvinyl" been these days?
He's been lost in this limerick maze.

He was last sighted being satiric,
writing about good ol' Lime Eric

Come Back for some more rhymes and praise

 

[Nightcleaner]

Boy stood on the burning deck
Picking his nose like mad
Rolling them up into little balls and firing them at his dad

 

[bobsvinyl]

There were many new entries to be read
with lots of humorous things being said.
It's nice to start off the day
in such a comical way
with the rhymes dancing around in my head.

 

[Jody Thornton]

More on Nightcleaner's "Booger Boy". Here's a quote from his dad:

Dad said, "My nerves are so shot!"
It's not the way you were taught.

Weren't you just flicking at me?
Some hardened nasal-debris?

The son said, "No It'S-Not"

 

[bobsvinyl]

There are many albums stored on my racks,
my dear wife says that I've now reached the max.
But I go to the thrift store
where I buy several more
and I just hide out behind all the stacks.

 

[Jody Thornton]

Bobsvinyl got the third degree,
Too many records that his wife could see

She said, "One rule I'll enforce!"
Or else I give you a divorce!

Don't bring home another LP.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Boy stood on the burning deck
Picking his nose like mad
Rolling them up into little balls and firing them at his dad

I like it. I just have to say
It's not done the limerick way.
This forum asks you,
This forum tasks you
To rhyme like: AABBA.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Old TV Nut - how is your foot?
I'll make this simply put

Be glad you're not a horse
You'd become glue of course

And your life would be sadly caput

My foot has been taking the weight.
And I have no pain of late.
Thanks for inquiring.
The concern is inspiring.
Folks around here are just great!

 

[Jody Thornton]

I like it. I just have to say
It's not done the limerick way.
This forum asks you,
This forum tasks you
To rhyme like: AABBA.

Thanks for teaching the limerick lesson this way,
Or else some would not know what to say!

But now ABBA is in my brain
"Waterloo" drives me insane!

Old-TV-Nut - I will make you pay!

(har har har)

 

[likebike23]

They say rock is dead.
Pop has put it to bed.
Thanks to the internet,
Stoner rock is easy to get.
Open your mind and buck the trend.

 

[Jody Thornton]

Traffic reporting is hard to bear,
when there are just no problems out there!

People making decisions,
not to get in collisions

But now I've no content to share

(Stream me every fifteen minutes at Newstalk 1010 and cheer me up ....lol)

 

[DonQuixote99]

When my life was in its young spring
Rock was truly acknowledged as king
Now it's way past it's prime
Must be dug-up online
Millennial whoops are the thing!


(revised to fix rythm in line 1)

 

[Imprecise]

A decrepit old gas man named Peter
While hunting around for the meter,
Scratched a match for a light,
And arose out of sight
And, as anyone can see by reading this, he also destroyed the meter.


OK I stole it