Write a Limerick

[toxcrusadr]

That pretty young thing, Miley Cyrus
Was a sweetheart, pure and guileless
Then one day she went wild
No longer a child
When that wrecking ball tickled her stylus

 

[toxcrusadr]

There once was an audio champ
Who found an old vacuum tube amp
He said “What would hap
If I licked the top cap?”
His wife really loved the new lamp

 

[toxcrusadr]

A loud hum made the wife of John Smith
Whenever he brought out his penith
“Let’s stop this rehearsal
And try plug reversal
Hell, it worked for my series-string Zenith!”

 

[bobsvinyl]

A car buyer was extremely bored.
Should he buy a Chevy or a Ford?
Or a Plymouth or Hundai?
He decided on Monday
To go look at a Honda Accord.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Car dealers assert all assertible
And make it seem incontrovertible.
One dealer said
They had low overhead.
They were talking about a convertible.

 

[old_tv_nut]

My DISH DVR up and died.
You might think that I sat down and cried.
But I'm just glad it's not me
Losing my memory.
It's only the hard drive inside.

 

[Jody Thornton]

@Old TV Nut

I give my sympathy,
but it's important that you see.

Your weekend would've improved a notch,
and you'd have TV to watch.

If only that had used an SSD.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Don't know about the hard drive quality
Or the actual failure modality.
Drop shipping by UPS
Is intended, I guess,
To weed out the infant mortality.

 

[Christian B]

I thought that this thread might be dead
But I see it is quite well instead
I feel like a slacker
But good to be back here
So here is another, nuff said

 

[toxcrusadr]

Acoustic suspension tweakers
Love their flat and extended-bass speakers
AR and Advent
And the rest, heaven-sent
But not if the cabinets are leakers

 

[harman/kardon]

Today a such close friend passed away
It has been a very very sad day
As time will go by
Once I will know why
God's decision was doing it that way

 

[harman/kardon]

^ sorry Bob that this is not a funny Limerick. Hopefully next one will be more joyful again.

 

[toxcrusadr]

Sorry to hear that HK.

 

[old_tv_nut]

HK's back among the forum
So this thread should have a quorum.
Let us try to get back, eh,
To some limericks wild and wacky
'Cause page one's the right place for 'em.

 

[toxcrusadr]

Bob's vintage gear was sublime
A houseful he'd cleaned up of grime
"I've got so many,
I've scarcely heard any!
So many stereos, so little time!"

 

[Quadman2]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
and he stole a pail of swill.
Then he got so drunk
as the proverbial skunk
Now Jack tends grampa's still.

Used a little poetic license here.

Q

 

[harman/kardon]

An AK member (not from LA)
Is going to visit member HK.
Next Saturday I'll
Have to say "Hi"! I
Hope my English won't chase him away.

 

[toxcrusadr]

Send buckets of German swill back with whoever that is!

 

[toxcrusadr]

I swore that I'd now left behind
Big speakers and amps of that kind
But AK, ever amiabler
With its armchair enablers
Have me buying Infinity Kappa 9

 

[Christian B]

For turkey day Bob bought a bird
Deep frying was best he had heard
It had not been plucked
So it had to be chucked
His family, they said not a word