Write a Limerick

[old_tv_nut]

I'll rescue this game from page three.
It may not last long, but we'll see.
It seems when I do
The whole lot of you
Are thinking "What's in it for me?"

 

[egellings]

Our classroom once had chemists; Chemists it has no more; What they thought was H2O, was H2SO4

 

[old_tv_nut]

Our classroom once had chemists; Chemists it has no more; What they thought was H2O, was H2SO4

An oldie but goodie, but unfortunately not a limerick.
C'mon, guys!

 

[bobsvinyl]

Today we took out our crock pot
And waited for it to get hot.
Threw in chicken and rice
Some red onions and spice,
The finished dish sure hit the spot.

 

[Ilikevinyl]

Spinning records today
All I can say is "Hurray"!

 

[Jody Thornton]

I haven't posted for awhile,
I thought by now I have a pile ....

of rhymes to share,
but does anyone care?

The thread was buried under a pile

(How is everyone?)

 

[bobsvinyl]

There once was a man named Thornton
Not Jones or Threadgill or Morton.
He played this gaming thread
Just came back from the dead
A new avatar he's sportin'.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When this thread is neglected it hurts.
Revival comes in fits and spurts.
Its long hibernations
Are cruel tribulations.
Only its death would be wurts.

 

[oldgringo]

This pandemic's a pain in the a$$
We all long for this $hitstorm to pass
If it doesn't end soon,
And we 'bay at the moon'
We'll likely become very crass!.

Cheers, og

 

[bobsvinyl]

I've been in lockdown for a year.
It's been filled with rumors and fear.
I've had both my vaccines
Now it's within my means
To go out in public and cheer.

 

[bobsvinyl]

There once was a very old guy
With wisdom as big as the sky
People asked his advice
He would answer quite nice,
"Everything you know is a lie."

 

[bobsvinyl]

There once was a fellow named Ken
Who was a giant among men.
His feet were a size fifteen
he was one big human bean
That's all I have to say, Amen!

 

[DonQuixote99]

But c'mon, we're talkin' 'bout Ken!
This can't be the time to say 'when'
There's that story--you know--
With the blond Eskimo?
I can hear it again and again!

 

[Poultrygeist]

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who walked around belly to belly
Because in their haste they used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly

 

[Man in Cave]

Halloween Harvest

Bone skeletal stalks stand tall
Corn-dusted air comes to call
Great pumpkin patch yields
Jack-o-lantern fields
Musty breeze, night's breath of Fall

MIC

 

[CoogarXR]

This fall has been hotter than hell
The leaves without color just fell
Kids of all sorts
Trade their costumes for shorts
A warm winter too, I foretell

 

[noogies]

This fall has been hotter than hell
The leaves without color just fell
Kids of all sorts
Trade their costumes for shorts
A warm winter too, I foretell

Good one! Clever, and excellent meter.

 

[Man in Cave]

Buds wanted to be Carl Sagan
Watched Cosmos when it began
His brain on physics?
Scattered Pick Up sticks
Stargazing with Maryjane

MIC

 

[old_tv_nut]

Your turkey should always be basted
So none of the juices are wasted.
One year we forgot
And I kid you not
We hated the way that it tasted.

 

[old_tv_nut]

All of the eggnog I'm drinkin'
Engendered the following thinkin'
Your socks should be clean
And by that I mean
Santa won't fill them up if they're stinkin'