Not linen, but cotton
Not satin, but wool
Not serge, but seersucker
Not satin, but wool
Not serge, but seersucker
It is odd, but not peculiar
- Thread starter Dr. Strangelove
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An Accountant and a Bookkeeper (whew!) and a Comptroller
but NOT an Executive, nor a Manager, nor a Supervisor. Oh, but it IS a Boss!
but NOT an Executive, nor a Manager, nor a Supervisor. Oh, but it IS a Boss!
Gotta Go, now, for a while. Duty Calls. Doc, I pass the torch back to you.
(BTW, it is Gotta but not Go; Not Duty, but Calls; and Pass but not Torch!)
(BTW, it is Gotta but not Go; Not Duty, but Calls; and Pass but not Torch!)
It is funny, but not amusing.
Sorry, Mark. I had to, it was right there. :scratch2:
Sorry, Mark. I had to, it was right there. :scratch2:
But, Bart, couldn't it be BOTH correct AND incorrect?
It is correct and incorrect, but not right or wrong.
Doc
Doc
Golfers? Try these:
Ball and tee, but not club nor bag
Caddy but not cart
Putter but not driver
Ball and tee, but not club nor bag
Caddy but not cart
Putter but not driver
Speakerbuilders, listen up:
Surround but not spider
Rubber but not foam
Woofer and tweeter, but not mid-range
Crossover but not cabinet
Veneer but not vinyl
Wood but not MDF
Grills but not frames
Baffles but not braces
Bottoms but not tops (or sides)
Surround but not spider
Rubber but not foam
Woofer and tweeter, but not mid-range
Crossover but not cabinet
Veneer but not vinyl
Wood but not MDF
Grills but not frames
Baffles but not braces
Bottoms but not tops (or sides)
TTs?
Mitchell but not Oracle
Garrard but not Thorens
(Music) Hall but not Rega Well, Hall but not Music
Pioneer but not Marantz
Linn but not SOTA
Mitchell but not Oracle
Garrard but not Thorens
(Music) Hall but not Rega Well, Hall but not Music
Pioneer but not Marantz
Linn but not SOTA
For the auto guys...
It is wheel, but not tire or rim.
It is hood and boot and bonnet (a little English spin), but not trunk.
It is spanner, but not wrench.
Doc
It is wheel, but not tire or rim.
It is hood and boot and bonnet (a little English spin), but not trunk.
It is spanner, but not wrench.
Doc
Not exactly related terms, but correct, nonetheless :thmbsp:
TA-DAAAAA!
TA-DAAAAA!
It is C++, but not Fortran, or Basic, or Cobol.
It is sixteen bits, but not thirty-two bits.
It is not Sun, or IBM, or Gateway, but it is Dell.
It is not software, or shareware, but it is freeware.
Doc
It is sixteen bits, but not thirty-two bits.
It is not Sun, or IBM, or Gateway, but it is Dell.
It is not software, or shareware, but it is freeware.
Doc
Mark B said:OK - It is finally, but not clear!
Congrats Mark! It is Tull, but not Jethro.
Doc
One correction: It is "International Business Machines", but not IBM.
Doc
Doc
Rockmonton
Infected with Altecitis
some sort of OS. hmm not sure, but heres a few wild guesses. linux, unix, etc etc.... damn i give up.
With many apologies:
It's Hewlett but not Packard
And not Packard but its Bell
But if shooting arrows? (yes)
It's both William and Tell
It's Apple but not Pixar
And not peach, but some fuzz
And again its a pear (pair)
With Woody and Buzz
It's not Disney with Eisner
or Donald with Mickey
but it's fine with Aladdin
and Belle and Minnie
There's Eeyore and Tigger
and Rabbit and Roo
It's not Christopher Robin
But twice Winnie the Pooh
Not Clint but is Eastwood
Not Dirty but its Harry
Neither Moe or Curly
But for Stooges its Larry
It's not Sears or Roebuck
Or Nordstroms or Saks
Then you can shop Penny's,
and Ross - T.J. Maxx (phew!)
Can't think of much more
at a Quarter to Three
Except for those words
from Muhammad not Ali
Cause didn't he shout
With arrogance and glee (yes!)
"Float like a butterfly
And sting like a Bee!"
Ta-da! :scratch2: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Bart
It's Hewlett but not Packard
And not Packard but its Bell
But if shooting arrows? (yes)
It's both William and Tell
It's Apple but not Pixar
And not peach, but some fuzz
And again its a pear (pair)
With Woody and Buzz
It's not Disney with Eisner
or Donald with Mickey
but it's fine with Aladdin
and Belle and Minnie
There's Eeyore and Tigger
and Rabbit and Roo
It's not Christopher Robin
But twice Winnie the Pooh
Not Clint but is Eastwood
Not Dirty but its Harry
Neither Moe or Curly
But for Stooges its Larry
It's not Sears or Roebuck
Or Nordstroms or Saks
Then you can shop Penny's,
and Ross - T.J. Maxx (phew!)
Can't think of much more
at a Quarter to Three
Except for those words
from Muhammad not Ali
Cause didn't he shout
With arrogance and glee (yes!)
"Float like a butterfly
And sting like a Bee!"
Ta-da! :scratch2: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Bart
Haha!!!!..I want some of what he's been drinkin'...but not what he's been smokin'!.....LOL!...
That was good Bart!
That was good Bart!
