Random Thoughts or Whatever

[krautmaster]

"Sticky Wicket" is not something you'd normally want to be in (I've heard it my whole life):

Thesaurus results for STICKY WICKET

Synonyms for STICKY WICKET: dilemma, predicament, pickle, hole, bind, rabbit hole, swamp, corner, kettle of fish, jam

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[Te-Te]

"Sticky Wicket" is not something you'd normally want to be in (I've heard it my whole life):

Thesaurus results for STICKY WICKET

Synonyms for STICKY WICKET: dilemma, predicament, pickle, hole, bind, rabbit hole, swamp, corner, kettle of fish, jam

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That's the term I have heard in the past growing up- "Sticky Wicket"

 

[Mr Boochie]

I guess Boochie, that I`ve lived a sheltered life, as I have zero recollection of ever hearing that descriptive phrase ! Other more common definitive phases like Sh#t hit the fan, cluster f%#k, etc !
And then I was never into cricket, nor anybody I ever hung around with, that they let on about any interest in the game !

Yeah, me too. He was the only one in school to use it.

I used to think, "Sticky wickets?' Is that a naughty thing? No, it's just the wickets in cricket or croquet.

 

[usedto]

Watching Star Trek TNG last night, and they were in orbit around a distant planet. When giving the co-ordinates of their position, how do they determine what "North" is if the planet does not spin, nor have a sun?

 

[krautmaster]

Watching Star Trek TNG last night, and they were in orbit around a distant planet. When giving the co-ordinates of their position, how do they determine what "North" is if the planet does not spin, nor have a sun?

you must suspend disbelief when watching TV & movies

 

[whoaru99]

JIF or Skippy, creamy or chunky?

 

[Mr Boochie]

JIF or Skippy, creamy or chunky?

Always smooth and creamy for me!

Just like my women!

 

[Mr Boochie]

Euphemisms.

The woman has a "great sense of humor and loves to dance." = She's ugly.

"He's a tough dude — he always wears an NRA cap." = He's bald.

 

[highvoltage_]

Euphemisms.

The woman has a "great sense of humor and loves to dance." = She's ugly.

"He's a tough dude — he always wears an NRA cap." = He's bald.

She has a butter face. I like everything about her but her face.

 

[Mr Boochie]

She has a butter face. I like everything about her but her face.

She has the looks of the south end of a cow going north.

 

[spicer]

You're so ugly your mother had to pull the sheet over your head so sleep would creep up on you.

 

[spicer]

You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. Courtesy of Bo Diddly. Say Man.

 

[Mr Boochie]

 

[usedto]

Then there's the two bagger.

 

[Mr Boochie]

Then there's the two bagger.

I remember reading an old Sports Illustrated article on Cardinal's guard Conrad Dobler. He was asked about dating at the University of Wyoming, and if I remember correctly, he said,

One bag for you. Two bags, one for you and one for her. Three bags, two for you (in case one breaks) and one for her. Coyote Ugly is you rather chew your arm off than risk waking her.

 

[spicer]

Bobby Bare, Never been to bed with an Woman but sure have woke up with a Few.

Lyrics:I've served my time losing track of the wineLooking through red eyes at the bluesHoldin' on 'til the very last songTryin' to make up my mind who to choose.Chasing a dream in a whisky worldDown the neon avenueAnd I've never gone to bed with an ugly womenBut I've sure woke up with a few.Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candleMake you see it from a different viewOh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly womenBut I've sure woke up with a few.I've met more than one morning lyin' thereGroanin', cryin', "Lord what did I do?"Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bedTryin' hard not to leave any clues.When I start out the evening I'm being selectiveBut I'll take anything after twoNo, I've never gone to bed with an ugly womenBut I've sure woke up with a few.Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candleMake you see it from a different viewOh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly womenBut I've sure woke up with a few.No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly womanBut I sure woke up with a few

 

[Mr Boochie]

2am Beauties are fleeting ones!

 

[spicer]

2am Beauties are fleeting ones!

The title of that Bobby Bare album is Drunk and Crazy. Country music, ya know, combines a lot of things including laughing at oneself.

 

[Mr.White]

I agree, I've had that.

I recently had some "spumoni" ice-cream from the famed L&B Spumoni Gardens. That was out of this world good!

However, as amazing as that was tonight's Linguine in vodka sauce with mushrooms/peas/eggplant and 3 nice sized beef meatballs has left me speechless!

 

[DesertRatt]

Truth or BS?

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