Well, you do have to be asleep to believe it.
Random thought du jour - Is there such a thing as the Canadian Dream?? Would it be a functioning skimobile in every garage, a fridge full of Labatts, and a freezer full of moose meat?
I say this as a completely ignorant American, unaccustomed with my beloved Northern neighbors, with only Trailer Park Boys and the Mackenzie brothers as a guide.
Your
"random thought du jour" was really humourous.

However, there may be some who will take you at your word. And, it's
"snowmobile", we don't have garages, just tents, and most often it's venison(deer) in our ice boxes!

The beer? Well, you are on target.
As per your
"TP Boys" & "Mac Bros"?
"Schitt's Creek" & "Red Green" might be closer to the truth. Bite your tongue on this, T?
"Dreams" esp small business ones, have pretty much gone out the window on both sides of the border. The Covid thingy.
Then you have most goods coming from other there...the
Orient Express, providing what we used to manufacture.
So, I think it's great that we can poke each other, yet in a Fix,
we are there for each other. History supports this, eh!
You've lightened up me morning, y'all.
Q