Songs that if you hear them again you will scream

[KevinJS]

Careful what you wish for. This one is hideous, but it's not the worst I ever heard. If I posted that one you would track me down and kill me. I'll never post it or mention it anywhere, if only because I'm worried that some jackass will cover it.

The Vienna Boys' Choir, this ISN'T, by a long shot.

 

[Space Ritual]

Without doubt the Wings Christmas song is the worst song ever for me. For the posters who said Dan Hill and Terry Jacks you have no idea how bad it was with CanCon for your Northern nheighbours

 

[Archguy]

Careful what you wish for. This one is hideous, but it's not the worst I ever heard. If I posted that one you would track me down and kill me. I'll never post it or mention it anywhere, if only because I'm worried that some jackass will cover it.

PM sent

 

[needforspeed]

Careful what you wish for. This one is hideous, but it's not the worst I ever heard. If I posted that one you would track me down and kill me. I'll never post it or mention it anywhere, if only because I'm worried that some jackass will cover it.

The Vienna Boys' Choir, this ISN'T, by a long shot.

Sounds speeded up. Yes, Annoying

 

[KentTeffeteller]

I'll raise your Ramblers and offer to you what may well be the worst UK chart hit ever "There's No One Quite Like Grandma" by the St. Winifred's School Choir. It is all over YouTube, and was released on EMI's Music For Pleasure label as a single.

 

[needforspeed]

Chipmunks Christmas music, Can't stand that noise

 

[Archguy]

Chipmunks Christmas music, Can't stand that noise

OMG, I always thought that was the Bee Gees.

 

[KevinJS]

I'll raise your Ramblers and offer to you what may well be the worst UK chart hit ever "There's No One Quite Like Grandma" by the St. Winifred's School Choir. It is all over YouTube, and was released on EMI's Music For Pleasure label as a single.

OK. You win. I'd forgotten about that one, or had a mental block against it, more likely.

 

[KentTeffeteller]

Sounds speeded up. Yes, Annoying

Yes, and dreck like this is what helped hasten the demise of UK Decca/London Records and forced the sale to PolyGram.

 

[needforspeed]

Yes, and dreck like this is what helped hasten the demise of UK Decca/London Records and forced the sale to PolyGram.

Lol! That would do it!

 

[needforspeed]

OMG, I always thought that was the Bee Gees.

Their not that bad.

 

[IPADave]

You guys are killing me. All the dreadful songs that I thought I'd never hear again are still in my head. I need to listen to Nine Inch Nails, or Rage Against the Machine to wash the Saccharine out of my brain.

-Dave

 

[Dave_1962]

So many choices_so little time... I'll start with "Heartbeat It's a Lovebeat" by The De Franco Family featuring Tony.

Second, Donny Osmond's rendition of "Puppy Love".
Gaggamaggot.

 

[needforspeed]

So many choices_so little time... I'll start with "Heartbeat It's a Lovebeat" by The De Franco Family featuring Tony.

Cowsell's rip off. Those kids have a couple cool tunes.

 

[transmaster]

I always imagined this was a “Lot Lizard” getting a big pay day. .

 

[Archguy]

You guys are killing me. All the dreadful songs that I thought I'd never hear again are still in my head. I need to listen to Nine Inch Nails, or Rage Against the Machine to wash the Saccharine out of my brain.

This thread absolutely needs a warning sticker on the outside.

So many choices_so little time... I'll start with "Heartbeat It's a Lovebeat" by The De Franco Family featuring Tony.

You are a genuinely evil man.

 

[KevinJS]

So many choices_so little time... I'll start with "Heartbeat It's a Lovebeat" by The De Franco Family featuring Tony.

Second, Donny Osmond's rendition of "Puppy Love".

Gaggamaggot.

I think "Little Jimmy Osmond" beat his brother with "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool"

I daren't hit the play button on your deFranco vid. I just know it's the stuff of nightmares, without hearing it.

 

[ETLS]

Ram Jam - Black Betty.

Why our "local" classic rock FM station plays it multiple times a day escapes me.

 

[Dave_1962]

Mom (81) chimes in with "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart and "You sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate

 

[Dave_1962]

This could turn into a long night

There are several versions all equally lame but this is the one from my skool daze.