This, or That?

[Hyperion]

Brown Bess is a British rifle, (many thousands were made) and Black Bess is a horse! (the horse of the famous British highwayman Dick Turpin no less!)

rifle or horse! - are you asleep tybrad?

 

[tybrad]

Ah, I see. Not asleep... just unknowing.


Sassy gal: Elaine Benes or Carrie Heffernan?

 

[noogies]

Elaine, as I don't really recall the other.

With your ribs: coleslaw or potato salad?

 

[harman/kardon]

Coleslaw, and a slice of bread.

Henry Miller or Charles Bukowski?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Bukowski. He used to be a letter carrier for the USPS. :thmbsp:

Poe or Lovecraft?

 

[Hyperion]

Poe.

Henry James or M.R. James?

 

[harman/kardon]

Henry James

The eighties/nineties - Bret Easton Ellis or Douglas Coupland?

 

[noogies]

Coupland, I guess, because he's a homeboy and of my own generation. I think I actually WENT to some of those parties.

60s/70s: Hunter Thompson or Tom Wolfe?

 

[harman/kardon]

Hunter Thompson

Raymond Chandler or Ed McBain (the 87. precinct, you know...)

 

[Hyperion]

Raymond Chandler.

Ian Fleming or John le Carré?

 

[old_tv_nut]

John le Carré.

Dr. Dolittle or Eliza Doolittle?

 

[Hyperion]

Dr. Dolittle.

Hercules Grytpype-Thynne or Ned Seagoon?

 

[noogies]

Grytpype-Thynne. Big Peter Sellers fan.

Maude Frickert or Percy Dovetonsils?

 

[Hyperion]

Percy Dovetonsils.

Sid Caesar or Milton Berle?

 

[old_tv_nut]

Sid Caesar.

Chocolate shake or chocolate malt?

 

[noogies]

Malt. I love malt.

French fries or onion rings?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Fries.

Tater tots or waffle cut?

 

[old_tv_nut]

Waffle cut.

Hamburger on Kaiser roll or pretzel roll?

 

[tybrad]

Kaiser.

Mayo or relish on that burger?

 

[mech986]

Mayo, with a touch of thousand island and horseradish.

Cheddar or American cheese if transforming to cheese burger?

Corollary: Mushrooms or bacon added to your burger?