This, or That?

[screenersam]

Bowling. I identify with bowlers but can't sing or do standup.

Father Time, Mother Nature, Brother Man or Sister Disco?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Mother Nature.

Uncle Ernie or Aunt Mary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU2FSgAoEXw

 

[tybrad]

Uncle Ernie.

Sammich: roast beef w/horseradish or burger w/pickle relish?

 

[Rome]

Burger w/pickle hold the relish please!

Hand Sanitizer or Handi-Wipes?

Rome

 

[tybrad]

Neither- their ubiquitous use is atrophying human immune systems. :nono:

or

 

[harman/kardon]

:uzi: or :smlove: ?

 

[Hyperion]

:smlove:

or :nerd: ?

 

[harman/kardon]

Late Night show dinosaurs - Leno or Letterman?

 

[Hyperion]

Leno.

Talk show hosts Michael Parkinson or Graham Norton?

 

[Rome]

Michael Parkinson

Corn Dog or Corn Fritter?

Rome

 

[bobsvinyl]

Corn Dog.

Stuffed Pork Chops or Herb Marinated Lamb Chops?

 

[tybrad]

Pork chops.

Mutton chop sideburns or Chin curtain?

 

[Rome]

Chin Curtain

Breaking Up a Relationship or Meeting for the First Time?

Rome

 

[old_tv_nut]

Really? Who likes breaking up?

Wool socks or cotton socks?

 

[harman/kardon]

Wool socks (in Winter).

Reproduction or NOS?

 

[tybrad]

NOS all the way, baybee!

Air-blown Christmas lawn ornamentation or bulb-lit plastic Santa, ca. 1960

 

[bobsvinyl]

Plastic Santa, 1960.

Hundreds of flashing lights on the house or just a candle in every window?

 

[harman/kardon]

Just a candle, a wax candle. I am not like Clark!

Clark or Eddie?

 

[Hyperion]

Eddie (who is 'Eddie' or 'Clark' for that matter? - sorry I don't get out much )

Slow sequential Christmas lights or a highly energetic constantly changing flash sequence?

 

[harman/kardon]

DNU

Sorry John, I was referring to an American movie, a very "iconic" one. Quite a lot of us Americans (oops - I am just a would-be American) love this movie.

DNU