Tips to run up your AK post count ??

[doctorbongo]

Dispense with any analytical thought.
Don't THINK your responses. FEEL your responses.
Honor your feminine side.
(Enjoy this gratuitous woman bashing.
It's pretty mild, but it's abou all you'll get.

THERE, one more post for ME.

 

[doctorbongo]

And ALWAYS send off your post before you have edited or completely thought it through. DO NOT use the edit function to fix your earlier posting. Rather, add a correction, thereby adding a posting.

944 and counting...

 

[Tapehead47]

Can you give me some advice here, y'all?

I'm new here on AK and I'm asking for some advice. What do y'all think I should buy to replace my old 8-track player? I don't like records 'cause they sound bad.

Any ideas?

Homer in Correne Bottom, WVa.

 

[MarkAnderson]

I'm new here on AK and I'm asking for some advice. What do y'all think I should buy to replace my old 8-track player? I don't like records 'cause they sound bad.

Any ideas?

Homer in Correne Bottom, WVa.

I will not dignify that post with a response.

 

[doctorbongo]

I can't afford to go to Brussels.

Well, I've never been to Spain.

But I've been to Brugges.

Belgians are some of the nicest, most gracious people I've encountered in my travels.

And I headed to Las Vegas. Only made it out to Needles.

 

[doctorbongo]

I will not dignify that post with a response.

Neither will I.

 

[Tapehead47]

I guess I was really fishing there. Just ignore me

Rick

 

[jimfet]

Morning everyone. Ready to start again.

 

[pahtcenter77]

Do not fold, bend, spindle, or mutilate.

(Soak in water overnight, then allow to dry. Does the same thing.)

 

[basite]

Well, I've never been to Spain.

But I've been to Brugges.

Belgians are some of the nicest, most gracious people I've encountered in my travels.

well thank you,
and while you where here (In Belgium) you should have gone to Leuven and Ghent, lots of record shops there

 

[Holst]

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

 

[Holst]

How many dyslexics does it take to light a bulb change?

 

[Holst]

How many second sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
15: 1 to stand on the chair, 4 to pull it from under her and 10 to say "I knew it was too high for that cow..."

 

[Holst]

How many political bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
101: One to change the lightbulb and blog about it, 50 to criticize how badly the original blogger did it and how they could have done it much better, and 50 to defend the original blogger and attack the character of the criticizing bloggers.

 

[Holst]

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

 

[Holst]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Gestapo

Gestapo who?

I'LL ASK DIE QVESTIONS

 

[Holst]

Knock Knock
Who' There?
Cow's go..
Cow's go who?
No, silly, cow's go moo!

 

[Holst]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Woo.

Woohoo!

 

[rickr15]

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

True story.

 

[jimfet]

I think some of ya'll need to go mow the grass or something.