I went to the Antelope Valley ER so many times in my dirt bike days, that some of the hospital staff knew me.
Literally, a Frequent Flyer.
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Words to live by
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Literally, a Frequent Flyer.
Nobody who knew me as a kid thought I would live much past 16. Proved them wrong, but it wasn't any kinda cakewalk! Me and gravity were, how shall I put this, INTIMATE. As in, the bitch screwed me every way possible. Had we not moved so much, I'd have been considered a regular at the ER, and my folks would likely have been investigated for child abuse. But, THEY didn't need to abuse me, I did a fine job of that on my own!!
I set an Australian record by surviving birth. Don't recall it however. Was front page news on my first birthday for getting there. I am the luckiest person you will ever meet. What that means, in practice, is that you repeatedly on multiple occaisions dance/ roll dice with death and afterward have everybody shaking their heads at how you are still here unscathed. Lucky with good Luck. Lucky with bad Luck. I've learnt not to complain much.
My grandmother would always say” have a gay time “ I would tell her nanna don’t say that it doesn’t mean what it used too !My mom would say before I'd go out on a date, "Be sure to check before crossing the street."
It did to her.
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - John Vernon as Dean Wormer "Animal House".
Fuller Brush calling.
Not for long.
I always wondered why he didn't climb through the open window like the cat did!Flintstone's theme song ended with that line. "Wilma!!!"
Quadman2
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Wonder how many times we got into the "Sh**t Storm" and heard, after doing something stupid: "If I told you you once, I must have told you a thousand times, don't ever...!"
Ya. I remember hearing this a few times in my youth.
And it was the one time...you never talked back!
Q
Ya. I remember hearing this a few times in my youth.
And it was the one time...you never talked back!Q
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