Words to live by

[harman/kardon]

Yet love is very simple.

In understanding lovingkindness, as the Dalai Lama says, "Perhaps it is best to put the emphasis on kindness."

(Jack Kornfield)

 

[DeadRock]

Yet love is very simple.

In understanding lovingkindness, as the Dalai Lama says, "Perhaps it is best to put the emphasis on kindness."

(Jack Kornfield)

"Be kind...for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." Plato

 

[Mr Boochie]

I always wondered why he didn't climb through the open window like the cat did!

Maybe Fred couldn't fit.

 

[audiotemp]

Maybe Fred couldn't fit.

Fred knew that stone age houses didn't have windows...that you could climb through...when the sabre-tooth cat locked you out...after your night at the drive-in movie theatre...shall I go on?

 

[Mr Boochie]

Fred knew that stone age houses didn't have windows...that you could climb through...when the sabre-tooth cat locked you out...after your night at the drive-in movie theatre...shall I go on?

It was way easier to pound on the door and wait for Wilma.

 

[theophile]

It was way easier to pound on the door and wait for Wilma.

F it Fred. Just go and take up with Ann Margrock.

 

[justjed2]

He could always crash in the spare bedroom at Barney's....

Betty was easier on the eyes, anyway!!

 

[Mr Boochie]

Betty was easier on the eyes, anyway!!

Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

 

[Audiofreak71]

 

[ernieb1536]

Wonder how many times we got into the "Sh**t Storm" and heard, after doing something stupid: "If I told you you once, I must have told you a thousand times, don't ever...!"

Ya. I remember hearing this a few times in my youth. And it was the one time...you never talked back!


Q

Play stupid games , win stupid prizes !!!’

 

[Christian B]

The road to hell isn't paved with good intentions, its paved with things that seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Bill Ashton]

My mom would say before I'd go out on a date, "Be sure to check before crossing the street."

My Mom always said, "Watch Our For Wet Leaves."

 

[Bill Ashton]

My mum used to say: "Always wear clean underwear.".

My Mom was an RN on the Med/Surg floor at our hospital, and she too always commented about wearing clean underwear. I think for her though, it would be too much embarassment for her if one of us wound up in the "Treatment Room" (read today's ER) and we didn't look like we had proper hygene...tongues wag.

That said, my wife was born in Finland, and her mother said about the same thing to her, and they had no connection to the medical field.

 

[theophile]

Yep. Gotta watch those skid panels...

 

[Mr Boochie]

My Mom was an RN on the Med/Surg floor at our hospital, and she too always commented about wearing clean underwear. I think for her though, it would be too much embarassment for her if one of us wound up in the "Treatment Room" (read today's ER) and we didn't look like we had proper hygene...tongues wag.

That said, my wife was born in Finland, and her mother said about the same thing to her, and they had no connection to the medical field.

Ask your Mom about judging a patient's health by looking at their feet. Especially, the toenail's condition.

I remember a Resident telling his Interns, "Look at the condition of the patient's feet, and it will tell you a lot about how the person's hospital stay will go."

 

[DeadRock]

If you've never considered whether or not you're an a-hole...you probably are...

 

[Quadman2]

If you've never considered whether or not you're an a-hole...you probably are...

And when some open their mouth...they remove all doubt!


Q

 

[Quadman2]

How about:

"When you think you are beaten...you probably are!"

True? Not true?


Q

 

[Mr Boochie]

How about:

"When you think you are beaten...you probably are!"

True? Not true?


Q

Life should be shaken, not stirred.

 

[spicer]

How about:

"When you think you are beaten...you probably are!"

True? Not true?


Q

Both. 'A man has got to know his limitations.'