Worst. Movie. Ever.
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gizzyman47
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Wind talkers. Nick Cage was in it. Terrible director.
noogies
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Did he direct it?
gizzyman47
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No, it was an Asian director I believe. During the action scenes he would use slow motion effects that came off as really cheesy.
Holy cow! That was absolutely hilarious! The part after the song was pretty darned funny too. I've not seen that movie since it first came out. I need to see it again. HAHAHA! She just dropped the tea set. And then, um, the very last line! They don't make comedy like that any more.
Serioiusly.
I find 10 to still be consistently hilarious throughout the movie. The bit about him going to the dentist and getting drugged up then the subsequent scenes associated with it are great. I always liked Dudley Moore.
Speak No Evil (2022)
A Danish family visits a Dutch family they met on a holiday. What was supposed to be an idyllic weekend slowly starts unraveling as the Danes try to stay polite in the face of unpleasantness.
A Danish family visits a Dutch family they met on a holiday. What was supposed to be an idyllic weekend slowly starts unraveling as the Danes try to stay polite in the face of unpleasantness.
ducati_EL34
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even worse, cage was in front of the camera.
Butler
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When I go to the gym they have a movie theatre so you are not totally bored when riding the bike/running on the treadmill- today I was subjected to an hour of the worst POS I've ever seen: Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man ...
I now need a Mind Band Aid
At least tomorrow they promise to show Denzel Washington's Magnificent 7
I now need a Mind Band Aid
At least tomorrow they promise to show Denzel Washington's Magnificent 7
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John Woo. He made some excellent and very stylized action crime movies in Hong Kong such as The Killer and Hard Boiled but I think his American movies have been, well, mediocre.
Bummer.
Yep, I prefer the American original - or - barring that, the Original 7 Samurai ... Kurosawa.
Denzel was great as was Vincent D'Onofrio, but Chris Pratt fouled the movie up- badly miscast...
I watched "Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones" to give it the proper title. I thought it was awful, way too much reliance on CGI. The metal spaceship in several scenes looked unrealistic, and are we to believe the whole "clone wars" took place in Coliseum-like circle?.
And I like Star Wars. Rogue 1 is my favorite, I'm old enough to have see the first two "orginals" in the movies, and I like "The Phantom Menace" from the Skywalker Saga. But this Attack of the Clones was truly awful.
And I like Star Wars. Rogue 1 is my favorite, I'm old enough to have see the first two "orginals" in the movies, and I like "The Phantom Menace" from the Skywalker Saga. But this Attack of the Clones was truly awful.
If I may add a qualifier, I want to nominate "Ask the Dust" as the Worst. Movie. Ever. in which one can see Salma Hayek naked.
I gave a good try at watching it. Being unfamiliar with the novel, my take was that the movie was based on a comic book. Seriously. And I'm generally OK with comic book movies. But despite great "production values" - did I mention Salma Hayek naked? - I couldn't sit through the whole thing.
After giving up on the movie, but still being curious, a little web-surfing told me that the novel is regarded as an important work of American literature. It's covered in college courses. Some actual great writers have been influenced by it. I suppose I should try to read it. But I think the movie has poisoned me beyond recovery. It is tripe. (Apologies to those who like tripe.)
I gave a good try at watching it. Being unfamiliar with the novel, my take was that the movie was based on a comic book. Seriously. And I'm generally OK with comic book movies. But despite great "production values" - did I mention Salma Hayek naked? - I couldn't sit through the whole thing.
After giving up on the movie, but still being curious, a little web-surfing told me that the novel is regarded as an important work of American literature. It's covered in college courses. Some actual great writers have been influenced by it. I suppose I should try to read it. But I think the movie has poisoned me beyond recovery. It is tripe. (Apologies to those who like tripe.)
Well todays movie at the gym was another contender for the worst movie I've ever seen. Several of these movies a common thread... Tim Burton and Johnny Depp... todays horror was Alice in Wonderland
Maybe you should have a discussion with management.
noogies
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Never mind that ... your gym shows movies?
The gym I go to has a "cinema" where you can watch a movie while you ride the bike or walk on the treadmill or stair master... it takes your mind off the pain ! I wish they would show the movies they advertise, seems like I always get "staff choice"
https://chuzefitness.com/amenity/chuze-cinema/
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